Amazingness, how do you open your beer?

You may want that parrot but I think most of us would like to meet that girl (in my case when I was a much younger and single self).

 

I use the Force!!

 

The parrot is almost dead last in that video for things that worry me about what happens to the beer.

 

I can't wait for the "fail" version. It's going to be epic

 

I always kind of figured that opening a bottle of beer with your teeth probably wasn't the best idea in the world.

 

On another note, I think that the song that goes with the video is pretty funny. Need an itunes playlist based on this tune.

 

I pop my caps off with my lighter....CHEERS

 

look Ma, I can opens da beer with meh toof.

 

I saw some really bad ideas in that video. Some of those people are probably missing a few fingers or more by now.

 

Why has no one mentioned that amazing machine that opens a whole case of beer around 1:18?

 

Hang on, hang on...Did the girl in the purple bikini open a beer WITH HER GODDAMN NIPPLES?

 

Titty Beer bro, its hot new thing

 

Biting open the can looks painful.

 

1-Nothing like drinking broken glass
2-Why are there so many EPIC beers in this clip?
3-Boobs.

 

I just use a bottle opener.........that I have had surgically grafted in place of where my thumb used to be.

 

Pizza is a beautiful thing.

 

With Mjolnir, of course:

 

I open my beer quickly.