Amazingness, how do you open your beer?

Discussion in 'Beer Talk' started by Swik, May 20, 2013.

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  1. Swik

    Swik Initiate (0) Oct 2, 2012 Indiana



    I want that parrot, just for that reason.
     
  2. JimKal

    JimKal Savant (1,149) Jul 31, 2011 North Carolina

    You may want that parrot but I think most of us would like to meet that girl (in my case when I was a much younger and single self).
     
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  3. GeddyLeeRocks

    GeddyLeeRocks Initiate (0) Oct 14, 2012 Pennsylvania

    I use the Force!!
     
  4. Swik

    Swik Initiate (0) Oct 2, 2012 Indiana

    I'd be scared of what that would do to my "bottle" haha, to each their own!
     
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  5. mverity

    mverity Initiate (0) Oct 6, 2012 Florida

    The parrot is almost dead last in that video for things that worry me about what happens to the beer.
     
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  6. Uniobrew31

    Uniobrew31 Pooh-Bah (1,567) Jan 16, 2012 Pennsylvania
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    I can't wait for the "fail" version. It's going to be epic
     
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  7. SerialTicker

    SerialTicker Pooh-Bah (2,815) Jun 18, 2012 Michigan
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    I always kind of figured that opening a bottle of beer with your teeth probably wasn't the best idea in the world.
     
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  8. sammy806

    sammy806 Pundit (780) Feb 29, 2008 Maryland

    On another note, I think that the song that goes with the video is pretty funny. Need an itunes playlist based on this tune.
     
  9. seplo

    seplo Pundit (923) Sep 8, 2009 Connecticut

    I pop my caps off with my lighter....CHEERS
     
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  10. teraflx

    teraflx Initiate (0) Feb 4, 2013 Arizona

    look Ma, I can opens da beer with meh toof.
     
  11. rc51sport

    rc51sport Initiate (0) Feb 25, 2013 North Carolina

    I saw some really bad ideas in that video. Some of those people are probably missing a few fingers or more by now.
     
  12. TreeBeer

    TreeBeer Initiate (0) Jun 27, 2012 Massachusetts

    Why has no one mentioned that amazing machine that opens a whole case of beer around 1:18?
     
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  13. ImperialStoat

    ImperialStoat Initiate (0) May 20, 2009 Ireland

    Hang on, hang on...Did the girl in the purple bikini open a beer WITH HER GODDAMN NIPPLES?
     
  14. HevvyMetalHippie

    HevvyMetalHippie Initiate (0) Nov 16, 2010 Massachusetts

    Titty Beer bro, its hot new thing
     
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  15. UCLABrewN84

    UCLABrewN84 Initiate (0) Mar 18, 2010 California

    Biting open the can looks painful.
     
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  16. blivingston1985

    blivingston1985 Initiate (0) Jan 7, 2010 North Carolina

    1-Nothing like drinking broken glass
    2-Why are there so many EPIC beers in this clip?
    3-Boobs.
     
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  17. Providence

    Providence Pooh-Bah (2,628) Feb 24, 2010 Rhode Island
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    I just use a bottle opener.........that I have had surgically grafted in place of where my thumb used to be.
     
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  18. MostlyNorwegian

    MostlyNorwegian Pooh-Bah (1,912) Feb 5, 2013 Illinois
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    Pizza is a beautiful thing.
     
  19. HumphreyLee

    HumphreyLee Initiate (0) Jan 15, 2011 Pennsylvania

    With Mjolnir, of course:

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  20. Ri0

    Ri0 Initiate (0) Jul 1, 2012 Wisconsin

    I open my beer quickly.
     
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