Revolution Fistmas Conspiracy Theory

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  1. Jplachy

    Jplachy Pooh-Bah (1,848) Feb 12, 2012 Illinois
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    Cracked open a can of Fistmas over the weekend. I found it to be completely lacking the orange peel flavor. But way way more ginger taste. Very spicy. I like it a lot but it was different. Thoughts? Anyone know if they stopped using orange?
     
  2. BB1313

    BB1313 Grand Pooh-Bah (4,290) Jul 16, 2009 Ohio
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    This year was my first time having it so I can't compare, but it reminded me of an IPA. It seemed to focus on the hops, so I'd drink it fresh..
     
  3. nickMB

    nickMB Savant (1,130) Nov 17, 2009 Illinois
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    I'm not sure "conspiracy theory" is the right use of the phrase for the title of this thread. Unless of course they didn't use orange peel and have set out to lie about it for some reason that only jesse ventura knows. How about "Revolution Fistmas - What happened to the orange peel?"
    "Revolution Fistmas - Too much ginger?"
    "Revolution Fistmas - more hop forward?"
    "Revolution Fistmas - Wheres the spice?"
    "Revolution Fistmas - Why is no one talking about Jim Cibek & Matty Kemp being lifelong members of the Illuminati dead set on releasing beers without orange peel to cover up their goal of a one world govt?"
     
  4. spicoli00

    spicoli00 Pooh-Bah (2,305) Jul 6, 2005 Indiana
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    Well, based on Revolution's mug club email...

    Fistmas is a red ale brewed for the holiday season with specialty malts to achieve a beautiful deep red hue and the aromas of fresh baked bread, caramel, and stone fruits. Steeped with ginger root and orange peel.
     
  5. sbxx

    sbxx Initiate (0) Mar 21, 2011 Illinois

    Tastes fuckin awesome to me.
     
  6. Jplachy

    Jplachy Pooh-Bah (1,848) Feb 12, 2012 Illinois
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    I like it just as much as last year....its just different. I wasn't getting the citrus notes. Also, this is absolutely a conspiracy theory of the highest order. I don't like getting gipped out of my orange peel flavors!
     
  7. ratmoss

    ratmoss Initiate (0) Sep 11, 2005 Illinois

    FEMA Camps are displacing orange groves in Florida. Crop prices are way up due to Food Stamp usage. Orange peels are harder to get than ammunition. Total conspiracy.
     
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  8. Jplachy

    Jplachy Pooh-Bah (1,848) Feb 12, 2012 Illinois
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    This is what I want to hear.
     
  9. BB1313

    BB1313 Grand Pooh-Bah (4,290) Jul 16, 2009 Ohio
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    I mean they are named "Revolution"..
     
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  10. BinnysKyle

    BinnysKyle Initiate (0) Aug 8, 2008 Illinois

    I think the real question is: why is santa naked in a barrel?
     
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  11. ratmoss

    ratmoss Initiate (0) Sep 11, 2005 Illinois

    It's all part of the conspiracy. Obviously this label art is a reference to the Denver Broncos superfan "Barrel Man." Denver International Airport has a huge secret underground government facility. The New World Order members will all be flown there to run the world. And I'll bet those bunkers are stocked with Revolution Cans.
     
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  12. pudgym29

    pudgym29 Zealot (634) Mar 14, 2009 Illinois

    When I snuck in there prior to heading for the Great American Beer Festival a month ago: The cans are all from Avery Brwg. :rolling_eyes:
     
  13. beardown2489

    beardown2489 Pooh-Bah (1,966) Oct 5, 2012 Illinois
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    I have a 6er of this.

    I'll put my thoughts in here soon.
     
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