Favorite or Classic BA personalities

The Resident Trade Expert.........constantly offering his two cents on whether your ISO: FT will fly.

"Sorry brah, won't happen... You're going to have to pony up whalez for that one"

 

Mr. No Shelf Beers!- will offer up only recommendations of obscure, hard to get beers, even when the OP specifically requested easy to find substitutes for just that sort of thing.

 

The Houstonian: Will go out of their way to line up for every single beer release at Downtown Specs if Joey tweets it out saying it's limited. May also be prone to using hobos as mules for bottle limits and for visiting/hoarding Austin breweries, begging them to distribute more in Houston.

 

The offended by everything BA

 

The Amateur Comedian (Trying to Sound Cool).... With 10,000 real Comedians out of work, he still persists in throwing out boys locker room beer jokes that were old when his Grandpa was caught sneaking a PBR behind the barn.

 

The guys who play the game of chasing the most coveted limited releases and then complain about how much they have to pay for them.

KBS sucks guy. (Side note this really could be any limited release but guy who thinks it has changed for the worse over the years or is just mad that he didn't get the allotment he thought he deserves)

 

One of my favs right here.

 

This...

 

Imma say what I want guy:

OP asks for great barrel aged beers. Imma say what I want guy recommends Founders Breakfast Stout.
OP asks for great IPAs he can get on the east coast. Imma say guy recommends La Cumbre.

 

Mr. Everybeerisasessionbeer and his uncle Mr. Thereisnosuchthingasasessionbeer And there cousin from across the pond Master Everythingbritishunderthreeisasession

 

The "oh this topic again" BA. This BA flies into every thread that comes out frequently and says stuff like "Oh great, I haven't seen this thread in a while" or "the search button is your friend." This BA is actually trying to brag about how long s/he has been here by showing the rest of the forum that they've been a beer advocate so long that they have seen all these threads. This BA also doesn't seem to understand that message boards dedicated to niche hobbies frequently attract people with similar questions/concerns/thoughts.

Don't cry for this BA, they're already dead.

 

What about the MrIonlydrinkbeerfromVermontorNorthernCalifornia guys

 

The "I only drink whales" guy. Beers like Anchor, Sierra Nevada, Lagunitas, etc., all suck according to him.

 

The Exclusive Style Snob. These are the people who think that the style of beer that they like is the greatest in the world, with all other styles being lower than a can of PBR left in the sun for 5 years. I throw into this category the people who think that if a brewery makes more than 5 barrels of beer a year, the brewery's not "crafty" enough and is beneath them.

 

The "This, and every other beer was better last year" guy.

 

The "Beer X" was better last year BA.
Of course it was, they probably made less of it, so it is more rare.

Looks like I was just beaten to the punch by a few seconds. Good call.



The autumn seasonals are getting released early BA
Anyone else noticed they have already started releasing pumpkin beers and octoberfests and it is only July?

 

The "Look at how big my dong is" guys in the "post a picture of your latest haul" thread

 

The sensory expert that can taste/smell 'wet horse blanket' & 'cat piss'.

 

The timid "IMO" BA who needs to qualify everything they say with the acronym in hopes of preventing everyone from ripping them a new asshole for stating anything.