Looking for recommendations for horrible bizarre beer

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  1. Johnct

    Johnct Initiate (0) Jun 4, 2014 New York

    I'm gathering bottles for a small share in a month when I graduate college. So far I have some high quality lambics, barleywines, and stouts.

    I want to find at least one really, really, really bad beer to bring as well. Not Labatt Blue bad, rather something that is just bizarrely awful. Preferably something that is uncommon. Does anyone have any recommendations?
     
  2. thepenguin

    thepenguin Savant (1,215) Aug 8, 2010 Massachusetts

    Sounds like you want some Indra Kunindra!
     
  3. Harrison8

    Harrison8 Grand High Pooh-Bah (6,285) Dec 6, 2015 Missouri
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    Mikkeller's Rauch Geek Bacon.

    To be honest, it's my least favorite beer I've ever had. Now, it was my first smoked beer, and I also expected something somewhat like Beer Geek Breakfast, but I thought it was horrible and quite bizzare. I'd like to revisit it, but the memory is still stained so bad that I'm not sure I could put it to my lips.
     
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  4. EvilMidnightBomber

    EvilMidnightBomber Initiate (0) Feb 12, 2015 Wisconsin

    You need some squid ink beer, or maybe something with whale testicles.
     
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  5. bgold86

    bgold86 Pooh-Bah (1,836) Apr 1, 2015 New York
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    One of the Goose Island sisters.
     
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  6. hophugger

    hophugger Grand Pooh-Bah (3,434) Mar 5, 2014 Virginia
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    From Scotland (available in the US) Kelpie Seaweed Ale. Tastes like dirty ocean water..
     
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  7. sinkas

    sinkas Initiate (0) Jul 9, 2008 Australia

    voodoo doughnut
     
  8. zid

    zid Grand Pooh-Bah (3,132) Feb 15, 2010 New York
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    I thought that was a nice beer.

    My most recent bizarre tasting beer was Shmaltz Circum Session Ale (yes, you read that right). Released around April Fool's Day. It was a "Barrel Aged Tart Pomegranate Wit." It tasted the way toe jam smells. It was very odd at the first sip. I actually liked it. I'd call it bizarre but not horrible... but I could see others calling it horrible. It's keg only so you'd have to get a growler. Curious souls should look it up just to see the tap handle art.
     
  9. OldSwampy

    OldSwampy Initiate (0) Apr 4, 2016 Virginia

    Taj Mahal (UB - India). Don't worry too much if it happens to be out of date or sits in the sun a little bit before you serve it... worst beer I've ever tasted.
     
  10. BalancingBrooms

    BalancingBrooms Pooh-Bah (2,894) Aug 22, 2013 California
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    Wells Banana Bread Beer. I know it gets some love, but man that was the worst beer I've ever had. Liquid Banana Laffy Taffy
     
  11. Omensetter

    Omensetter Zealot (666) Nov 24, 2012 Minnesota
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    - Super Brew 15 - notoriously horrific Romanian barleywine-like liquid
    - Wiseacre Unicornucopia (2015) - blue cheese as beer, and it's even worse than that sounds
     
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  12. heffdawg

    heffdawg Initiate (0) Sep 9, 2015 Iowa

  13. Hoppedelic

    Hoppedelic Savant (1,065) Dec 6, 2010 California
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    Dogfish Head Higher Math. I can still remember the wretched flavor of that, people will be disgusted for sure.
     
  14. PA-Michigander

    PA-Michigander Grand Pooh-Bah (3,372) Nov 10, 2013 Pennsylvania
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    Mama Mia Pizza Beer
     
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  15. Angerhaus

    Angerhaus Pooh-Bah (2,020) Oct 1, 2015 Rhode Island
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    Choc Lobster from Dogfish Head. Try to imagine what your socks would taste like if you aged them on dead lobster and malt-o-meal - that's Choc Lobster.
     
  16. shnsajax

    shnsajax Initiate (0) Jul 2, 2013 Idaho

    Do they still make Mickey's Ice?
     
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  17. jzeilinger

    jzeilinger Grand High Pooh-Bah (8,847) Dec 4, 2004 Pennsylvania
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    They're still brewing that stuff????? :stuck_out_tongue:
     
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  18. hopnado

    hopnado Initiate (0) Aug 13, 2014 Michigan

    Atwater Michelda. If you can make it through a whole can without puking, your taste buds are broken
     
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  19. lester619

    lester619 Initiate (0) Apr 17, 2009 Wisconsin

    They're still left over from way back in the day. My dad still has a few cans. One day I'm going to work up enough courage and stupidity to crack one open.
     
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