My bottle return story

Discussion in 'Beer Talk' started by Lahey, Nov 28, 2018.

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  1. Lahey

    Lahey Initiate (0) Nov 12, 2016 Michigan

    Today I had the most difficult bottle return session. Just figured I'd tell my story and you guys can comment, laugh or tell stories of your own.

    Before work I bagged up my sorted grocery store beers for my weekly shopping trip at meijers. I grabbed what turned out to be a broken bottle and stuck it pretty deep into my right index finger, with a second much lighter cut nearby. I bled like a stuck pig, band aids barely took care of it. It kinda sucked, but oh well. Threw out the bloodied bottle..

    Then my trip to meijers. The machines barely took half of the bottles and cans I bought there. I used the phone provided to contact an employee.

    An older man came and immediately accused me of bringing back beers I didn't purchase there. I assured him that they were bought there and most of those beers were still on the shelves for sale. He repeated his point. I told him I'm 100% sure I bought them here. He wouldn't come off his point. I told him I'm not a liar. I told him his store has an issue not putting craft beers in the system and he's just giving me a bullshit excuse, in those words. After that he mumbled some shit, walked away and got me a receipt for the remaining bottles. It takes a real asshole to get me worked up, but he bit that nail right on the head.

    On the way through the store I went to the beer section. All but one of the returnables I had were on the shelf still, the other one ran out last week.

    All that for like 8-9 bucks, ugh. Any bottle return hell stories from you guys?
     
  2. BBThunderbolt

    BBThunderbolt Grand High Pooh-Bah (7,846) Sep 24, 2007 Kiribati
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    I wish we had a deposit law here in WA. I moved here 18 years ago, and one of the first things that struck me was, for as environmentally green as this state was, and is, we still don't have a deposit law. It saddens me to see craft beer empties alongside an otherwise pristine trail.
     
  3. Lahey

    Lahey Initiate (0) Nov 12, 2016 Michigan

    I love deposits, I just wish it was possible to take all my returnables to one place. It's hard (sometimes impossible) to return all bottles to the correct store, but I try to be as organized as I can be to avoid arguments like the one in my story above. I always have meijers returnables sorted though, I know their stock and beer ages better than them.
     
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  4. BBThunderbolt

    BBThunderbolt Grand High Pooh-Bah (7,846) Sep 24, 2007 Kiribati
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    Before I moved here, I lived in Upstate NY, where there was a deposit law. After a few years of arguments like you describe above, stores just started installing machines that read the bar codes. After all, it's only a handful of distributors that a given store deals with, and even if a given brand isn't sold at a given store, that store likely carries another brand from the same distributor.

    It's in the distributors best interest to keep the stores happy.
     
  5. Lahey

    Lahey Initiate (0) Nov 12, 2016 Michigan

    The machines work well when they're programmed with the beers the store carries. These days there are so many one offs and seasonals that stores don't keep the machines up to date. They still have to take the beers they sell, but most people just throw them in the garbage rather than talk to an employee unfortunately. I went the other route and faced the wrath of a pissed off old dude. I get that some people probably do take the wrong beers there, but I was right and knew it.
     
  6. BBThunderbolt

    BBThunderbolt Grand High Pooh-Bah (7,846) Sep 24, 2007 Kiribati
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    Agreed. But, keep after it, they'll come around. Especially if you tag the breweries ,along with the store, on the more mainstream social media.
     
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  7. Lahey

    Lahey Initiate (0) Nov 12, 2016 Michigan

    I don't do social media, this site is the extent of my online persona. But I'll continue to do my returnables until they get tired of dealing with me and program their machines, haha.
     
  8. surfcaster

    surfcaster Initiate (0) Apr 20, 2013 North Carolina
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    NC with no returnables as well. 45+ yrs ago, the concept funded childhood with coke bottles.
     
  9. flaskman

    flaskman Pundit (985) Aug 3, 2015 New York

    My returns are easy. I return mine to the trash can in the kitchen or the garage. I will sacrifice a nickle to get it out of my life. As far as recycling bottles goes "from the earth it came and to the earth it shall return".
     
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  10. Amendm

    Amendm Pooh-Bah (2,589) Jun 7, 2018 Rhode Island
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    I recycle as much as possible, the bar-code readers don't like craft beer cans.
    Last time I recycled cans, bottles and plastic I was left with 30 cans that would not scan. Mostly local stuff.
     
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  11. Harrison8

    Harrison8 Grand High Pooh-Bah (6,285) Dec 6, 2015 Missouri
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    I dump them in one of Ripple Glass, co-founded by Boulevard, containers around town. No money return.

    Although that may stop. My area of town lost its Ripple Glass recycling bin due to a store closing and the lot being shut down.
     
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  12. jhavs

    jhavs Grand Pooh-Bah (3,587) Apr 16, 2015 New York
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    No deposits here in NH. I used to like collecting cans after family parties as a kid and getting a little extra money. Bought a crap ton of Garbage Pail Kids that way.
     
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  13. Victory_Sabre1973

    Victory_Sabre1973 Grand Pooh-Bah (5,445) Sep 15, 2015 Minnesota
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    No deposit here in Minnesota. My apartment doesn't have recycling, but work does, so I take everything that can be recycled and dump it off at work.
     
  14. NYRunner

    NYRunner Crusader (420) Nov 5, 2018 New York

    Slightly off-topic, but if you haven't had a tetanus shot in the last 10 years you should probably call your doctor. (I speak as someone who sliced up my thumb about a month ago - 6 stitches).
     
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  15. dcotom

    dcotom Grand High Pooh-Bah (6,637) Aug 4, 2014 Iowa
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    I don't get the whole concept. First, if environmental concerns are the issue, then why exclude water bottles, tea bottles, Gatorade bottles, etc. from the deposit? Second, what difference does it make to the grocery store if you're redeeming bottles and cans that you didn't buy there? They should be able to get their money anyway. Deposit laws make the retailers de facto tax collection agencies. Yeah, I get that there are space and sanitation issues, but, hey, unintended consequences, right? Third, I'd bet a month's pay that the legislators who enact these deposit laws have never spent one minute in a bottle & can redemption center. These places are colossal pains in the ass. They are filthy, the wait times can be unbearable, and there seems to be no rhyme nor reason governing what they'll accept and what they won't. (As if politicians would give a damn anyway.) Fourth, I see all sorts of pop and beer bottles and cans lying by the sides of the roads and trails anyway. Pigs are going to be pigs. Like Ron White says, you can't fix stupid.

    Sorry. I'm going to take my meds now.
     
  16. HopsDubosc

    HopsDubosc Pundit (803) Apr 24, 2015 Vermont

    Redemption center has incredible beer selection. Every time I return bottles, I spend at least 3 times that much on new finds. The horror!
     
  17. Prince_Casual

    Prince_Casual Savant (1,236) Nov 3, 2012 District of Columbia
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    That's an odd story. Owner of a liquor store, may be a prick- but employee at a grocery store, not "their money" what the hell does he care? I have never not even once experienced anything close to what you are saying.

    When I worked at a retailer (long time ago) they instructed us "don't confront a customer even if you KNOW they are shoplifting."

    The consensus response "don't worry, we won't."
     
  18. TriggerFingers

    TriggerFingers Initiate (0) Apr 29, 2012 California

    Out here we pay the the same CRV for glass bottles as we do for aluminum cans. You get quite a bit more $ back when taking aluminum to the recycling center.
     
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  19. Lahey

    Lahey Initiate (0) Nov 12, 2016 Michigan

    It was really odd. I assume he just was having a bad day or he's been hassled for bottle returns a lot... either way it was some pretty crappy customer service. Not usually an issue at those stores though.
     
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  20. Lahey

    Lahey Initiate (0) Nov 12, 2016 Michigan

    Oh come on, I hate the doctor. Can I just wait till I'm about to die then go?
     
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