Today I had the most difficult bottle return session. Just figured I'd tell my story and you guys can comment, laugh or tell stories of your own. Before work I bagged up my sorted grocery store beers for my weekly shopping trip at meijers. I grabbed what turned out to be a broken bottle and stuck it pretty deep into my right index finger, with a second much lighter cut nearby. I bled like a stuck pig, band aids barely took care of it. It kinda sucked, but oh well. Threw out the bloodied bottle.. Then my trip to meijers. The machines barely took half of the bottles and cans I bought there. I used the phone provided to contact an employee. An older man came and immediately accused me of bringing back beers I didn't purchase there. I assured him that they were bought there and most of those beers were still on the shelves for sale. He repeated his point. I told him I'm 100% sure I bought them here. He wouldn't come off his point. I told him I'm not a liar. I told him his store has an issue not putting craft beers in the system and he's just giving me a bullshit excuse, in those words. After that he mumbled some shit, walked away and got me a receipt for the remaining bottles. It takes a real asshole to get me worked up, but he bit that nail right on the head. On the way through the store I went to the beer section. All but one of the returnables I had were on the shelf still, the other one ran out last week. All that for like 8-9 bucks, ugh. Any bottle return hell stories from you guys?