Looking for an amputation-themed beer

Man, the closest thing I can think off the top of my head was Saxer's Three Fingered Jack...but Saxer's been gone for a long time now.

We've got a Big Stump Brewing here in Sacramento. None of the beers are specifically amputation themed (and the name itself is more arbor-based), but maybe that's thematically closer?

All the best to you. I applaud your good humor!

 

Heavy Seas has a beer called peg-leg something or other. I think it's a stout. I have no idea if that's in your distro since you didn't note your location.

Good luck with the surgery!

 

Ya there's peg leg Imperial stout, I also saw one called one legged duck from Florida and one legged pilot from a brewery in Michigan

 

Heavy Seas Beer Peg leg - its an Imperial Stout, 8% abv, 30 IBU.
3 Guys and a Beer'd Brewing Company has dead finger ale.
Unibroue has La Fin Du Monde (end of the world), Maudite (the damned)
Mort Subite is named after a card game named sudden death
Baker Beer Project had One Leg Tammy
You might also consider three fingers Canadian Whiskey and Two fingers tequila

Hope these help - best of luck!

 

Phantom Limb

https://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/28820/97994/

 

Think Thirsty Dog makes a stout or brown ale called "Old Leg Humper"
Also Drekker makes a "Phantom Hand" but that really doesnt apply to you...

 

Here's a link to a search that I did of the BA beer database of all beers with 'Legged' in the name: https://www.beeradvocate.com/search/?q=Legged&qt=beer

Good luck with your surgery.

 

https://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/31953/127264/

This one you should give to the doctor

 

Can you share with us what happened?

 

There's Wooden Legs Brewing in Brookings, SD. Unfortunately I haven't seen it packaged and they don't seem to have any amputation related names that I could spot;

https://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/31841/

 

I don't have any beer suggestions, but if you're ever in Nashville, visit Peg Leg Porker and ask for the owner (Carey). You will like him.

 

Whatever you do, get yourself a giant glass boot to drink it out of.

Also, my wife went to high school with a guy who was born with one of his feet backwards and used a prosthetic from the knee down his entire life. Apparently at seminary all the pastors-to-be would drink beer out of the old one when he'd get a new one. German Lutherans, man.

 

How was the bike trail sabotaged? You mean like with an I.E.D.?

 

I'm walking away from this thread.

 

Another vote for Amputator. It's actually a good beer, too.