2017 FOBAB

Thought I'd post all confirmed beers that I am aware of so far. Feel free to add to this list.

Weldworks - 2 Medianoche varients
Desthil - Dosvidonya (reg, rye, & vanilla rye)
Lost Abbey - Veritas 019, Oldest Viscosity
Three Floyds - BA Crack the Skye
Revolution - VSOD, VSOJ, Working Wiman Brown
Spiteful - BA Caliente, Belligerent Bob
Goose Island - 2017 BC lineup

 

FartsBAB

 

Mikerphone - Who Wants That Honey, and a Fernet BA "stout"

 

Triple Didgit/Listerman - Chickow! + Brandy Chickow!

 

FOBAF (festival of barrel aged farts)

 

Does the fart density map get thickest in the stout aisle? Particularly around the pastriest of pastry stouts

 

Please eliminate/limit the farts this year. That shit is gross man. Be an adult. Pretend like FoBAB is a girl you're trying to get up in for the first time.

 

Yes but the cropdusting is in the mead aisle

 

Actually it is thickest near the vanilla bean stouts...sorry that should have read vanilla AND beans stout.

 

Lot of fresh Brown Ales

 

It's the #1 reason I'll never go back.

I don't like beer festivals much anyway, but I was taken aback. I'm trying to enjoy these great beers while dudes are just tearing ass constantly right next to me?? In an enclosed space?

 

I thought the odor problem was much less last year. They seemed to do a pretty good job of ventilation as compared to previous years.

 

Hey that's my son!

 

This whole conversation makes me think of The Chamber of Farts from that South Park episode. Possible name for the stouts room if that ever becomes a thing?

 

How come nobody's made a beano stout yet

 

Beer Temple’s program tonight is on point. Killer list and guest speakers (pw, spiteful, sierra nevada, against the grain, mikerphone, avery, transient, maplewood) — Exciting stuff. Living in the city is paying off right now.

 

So people are just crop dusting through FOBAB all day?

 

I don't even drink any beer there...