2nd Annual Darkness Day IP BIF

It has survived to make it to its sophomore year. So I feel inclined to host again. The rules are simple:
1. Trade boxes at 10:00 Saturday of Darkness Day.
2. Will meet at my truck to exchange boxes. Dont worry, you will be directed to where my truck is.
3. Box minimums?: 50$ of good beer. 10$ of a food item to be had at Darkness Day. One piece of brewery schwag (non pint).
The rules? Answer the thread and post the state you would like to represent. Once you have answered the thread, I will bm you with the important info. On Darkness Day, I will text you the info on where my truck is located so we can meet and do the "trade off". You simply have to box up your offering, and PUT YOUR BA NAME ON THE BOTTOM OF THE BOX AND THE STATE YOU ARE FROM ON THE FRONT OF THE BOX. I REPEAT, PUT YOUR BA NAME ON THE BOTTOM OF THE BOX AND THE STATE YOU ARE REPPING ON THE FRONT OF THE BOX. The reason for this: we will do a random drawing as to who gets to make first pick of the boxes. The randomness will be done by the order of who makes it to the truck first. The first one who makes it to the truck gets to pull the first card, the second gets to pull the next card, and so forth. Once all the cards have been pulled, the person who pulled the Ace will get to make the first choice of boxes, the person who pulled the 2 will get the second and so forth.
So if your going to Darkness Day, and want to participate in another fun BIF, answer the thread.

 

I'm only allowing 4 MN traders in. Right now, there are two (Me, and Ungertaker).

 

not doing 1 per state, but if you can rep more than 1, please list them both.

 

fuck you both, your in. And I know you both have my phone number, and I am willing to bet you will know how to find me. So no private message to either of you bitches. Jodan, slap your brother and let him know he's the 3rd MN'oan to get in.