A Beer Poem!

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  1. Tripel_Threat

    Tripel_Threat Grand Pooh-Bah (4,302) Jun 29, 2014 Michigan
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    You like wine
    I like beer
    I guess that's fine
    but I'm superior

    *sprays seltzer, shows self off stage*
     
    #21 Tripel_Threat, Jan 19, 2015
  2. busternuggz

    busternuggz Initiate (0) Mar 9, 2008 California

    Wokka wokka wokka!
     
    #22 busternuggz, Jan 19, 2015
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  3. RBassSFHOPit2ME

    RBassSFHOPit2ME Initiate (0) Mar 1, 2009 California

    Here's to Honor
    Get on her & Stay on her
    If you can't cum in her
    Cum on her.
    Honor!
     
    #23 RBassSFHOPit2ME, Jan 19, 2015
  4. AugustusRex

    AugustusRex Initiate (0) Apr 12, 2013 Canada (ON)

    I like beer
    smrt
     
    #24 AugustusRex, Jan 19, 2015
  5. jRocco2021

    jRocco2021 Savant (1,083) Mar 13, 2010 Wisconsin

    This is one I did in another thread.

    I also posted a better one in a thread about a poetry contest with dogfish head. I couldn't find the thread on BA, so maybe someone else can. It could have been nuked though.
     
    #25 jRocco2021, Jan 19, 2015
  6. Neonmann

    Neonmann Initiate (0) Jan 18, 2015

    I like both, beer and wine. And bartenders know to offer me the newest on tap to try. Wine I drink at home. And yes the poem was composed around 34 beer names for enjoyment. And since I have friends that only like the "miller lites" of the world I got a dig into them at the end of the poem.
     
    #26 Neonmann, Jan 19, 2015
  7. Stinky-Dinkins

    Stinky-Dinkins Devotee (389) Feb 5, 2013 Wisconsin

    Why didn't you post this in the beer poetry subforum?
     
    #27 Stinky-Dinkins, Jan 19, 2015
  8. Neonmann

    Neonmann Initiate (0) Jan 18, 2015

    didn't know there was that
     
    #28 Neonmann, Jan 19, 2015
  9. Thirstygoat

    Thirstygoat Initiate (0) Nov 22, 2012 Illinois
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    My friend coffee stout
    head settles in tulip glass
    on winter morning
     
    #29 Thirstygoat, Jan 19, 2015
  10. RobertColianni

    RobertColianni Pooh-Bah (1,789) Nov 4, 2008 Pennsylvania
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    Tldr
     
    #30 RobertColianni, Jan 19, 2015
  11. joelwlcx

    joelwlcx Initiate (0) Apr 23, 2007 Minnesota

    I want my time and attention back.
     
    #31 joelwlcx, Jan 19, 2015
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  12. rgordon

    rgordon Pooh-Bah (2,701) Apr 26, 2012 North Carolina
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    Stuart Smalley needs to be reborn. Many deep thoughts need attribution!
     
    #32 rgordon, Jan 19, 2015
  13. fredmugs

    fredmugs Initiate (0) Aug 11, 2012 Indiana

    F'n noobs
     
    #33 fredmugs, Jan 19, 2015
  14. Uniobrew31

    Uniobrew31 Pooh-Bah (1,567) Jan 16, 2012 Pennsylvania
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    A Man writes a poem
    Many drunks like me read it
    But it was non-sense


    Haiku
     
    #34 Uniobrew31, Jan 20, 2015
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