A New LIF; or is it a TIF?

It Doesn't matter! He's picking mine!!

 

You'd have to record video of the dispatch. This one would definitely be restricted to well-established BAs.

 

The Beerstiality LIF:

You have to feed your pet (Dog, Cat, Fish, Iguana, etc) a brew:
Must be filmed
brew must be 5% or greater
the whole bottle must be consumed (for fish you must pour the entire bottle into the tank)
If your pet dies you're disqualified

winner will be judged based on funniest situation and video(Puking, peeing on the carpet, sleeping with epic snoring, loss of balance, etc.)

 

Hahaha. That's a tough sell. I doubt anyone else here hates animals as much as you do.

 

I love animals, I just want to share my love for craft beer with them too! My neighbor used to sit on the porch and drink scotch with his dog, it was a beautiful thing

 

I already used up my best idea here
http://beeradvocate.com/community/threads/twstandleys-lif-lif.19158/#post-261500
But I'm obviously a fan of LIFs that spawn LIFs.
http://beeradvocate.com/community/threads/mystery-bottle-lif-part-1.29293/page-2#post-365781
http://beeradvocate.com/community/threads/50-state-lif-part-1.17053/

Cheers to you for doing the same.

 

I used to have a Boxer that would drink Heineken. I poured a bottle in her bowl once to see what she'd do and she drink it in about45 seconds. From then on, I swear to God, everytime I would go to get a beer she would follow me and look at me as I was drinking my beer, following every drink with her eyes and making that pouting sound.

 

THANKS! I know

 

So that's like the most inhumane thing I've heard all day.

Anyway, mine's called "Beer is Cool LIF." It's essentially the same exact thing as Urbancaver's "Science is Cool LIF" except all the questions are beer related. The prize would be a bottle of Surly SYX.

 

Soooo. If you win, you lose? By getting a Surly Syx???

 

I'm afraid I made everyone think I truly hate animals

 

The Lucky Number LIF:
Each entry must send me their valid credit card number along with the expiration date and CCV code on the back.
The person to guess closest to the amount of money I charge to their card, price is right style, will get:
1. Bottle of my English Bitter homebrew in a Dundee IPA bottle.
2. An empty Stone 10th Anniversary Ruination bottle
3. A can of Old Chubb that has been sitting in my hot cupboard aging for the past 6 years
4. A shout-out on my next rap video

They must then do their own LIF within 2 weeks. I must be the winner of that LIF, but you can't make it obvious.

 

Yeah that'd be a real tragedy. Sorry guys... what was I thinking?

 

I HATE YOU!

 

Much appreciated! Will work on getting the test changed a bit to not be quite as long and maybe include beer possibly somehow and get it the LIF up in a week or so.

Apologies!