A thought experiment: Beermageddon

Discussion in 'Beer Talk' started by kabritz, Aug 14, 2013.

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  1. gueuzedreg

    gueuzedreg Initiate (0) Jan 18, 2013 Colorado
    In Memoriam

    1. 2 3F Framboos
    2. 4 batch 1 BN
    3. 3 Lente
    4. 2 CR
    5. 1 CS Vielle
     
  2. nsheehan

    nsheehan Savant (1,206) Jul 3, 2011 Texas
    Trader

    Haha, no I'm from CA, only been in ATX one year, but I really dig some of the TX beers (that rarely leave the state).
    Cheers!
     
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  3. LeRose

    LeRose Grand Pooh-Bah (4,423) Nov 24, 2011 Massachusetts
    BA4LYFE Society Pooh-Bah Trader

    Well, on the other hand, think of the possibilities with post-apocalyptic radiation mutated yeast strains....
     
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  4. thenamestsam

    thenamestsam Initiate (0) Sep 13, 2012 New York

    I set up a human chain using all the bunnies to pass as many of the beers into the shelter as possible. Forget choice I'm going to need quantity. I may be in there a while. If that breaks the rules (and I guess it clearly does) give me 12 bottles of Utopias. If I pick 12 IPAs I'm going to end up with no beer 3 days later.
     
  5. velcrogrip

    velcrogrip Initiate (0) Mar 2, 2013 Florida

    why is the crazy beer not already in the shelter in the first place?
     
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  6. MontereyBay831

    MontereyBay831 Zealot (622) Dec 15, 2012 California
    Trader

    Beer won't last long enough. Give me 12 bottles of Jameson.
     
  7. BrandonOakes

    BrandonOakes Initiate (0) Aug 2, 2013 Pennsylvania

    I like your style!
     
  8. DaveAnderson

    DaveAnderson Initiate (0) Jan 11, 2011 Minnesota

    We have a winner.
     
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  9. qcbrewer

    qcbrewer Pooh-Bah (2,041) Dec 3, 2010 North Carolina
    Pooh-Bah

    In no particular order:

    Zombie Dust
    Edmund Fitzgerald
    Olde Rabbits Foot
    Cold Mountain
    Heady Topper
    Great Lakes Christmas Ale
    KBS
    Hunahpu
    Pliny the Elder
    Yeti
    Hennepin
    La Fin Du Monde
     
  10. Steeeve

    Steeeve Initiate (0) Nov 16, 2010 Pennsylvania

    Not to pee in your Corn Flakes as this is an interesting twist on the typical desert island thread, but in the amount of time it would take you to think of 12-12oz beers you want to grab, find them amongst thousands of cases of beer, and carefully pack them into the cooler in just in time to avoid the suffocating apocalyptic gas cloud... couldn't you just grab like fifty 12 packs and haul them into the fallout shelter?

    Anyway, I'd choose option B... stay in the beer room and take my chances with the armageddon. Maybe see how many Plinys I could take down before my skin disintegrated.
     
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  11. StlHopHead77

    StlHopHead77 Initiate (0) May 30, 2010 Illinois

    1 Sucaba
    1 BA Naked Evil
    1 HF Abner
    1 Super Friends IPA
    1 Mother of All Storms
    1 BA Behemoth
    1 A Deal With the Devil
    1 Black Biscuit
    2 Westy 12
    2 BA Peche Mortel
     
  12. Andrew041180

    Andrew041180 Initiate (0) Mar 15, 2013 Massachusetts

    I'm with you! Nothing like facing the apocalypse with a belly full of Pliny.

    Besides, I watched an episode of that Playboy Bunny tv show once, and while it makes for a nice half hour show, I really don't think I would want to spend any significant amount of time trapped with a flock of Playmates.
     
  13. Jeffreysan

    Jeffreysan Initiate (0) Apr 12, 2013 Virginia

    Nope, Four Bourbon County Stouts, though i do loke Brooklyn's Black Chocolate Stout too, but not enough to add them to my end of the world scenario.
     
  14. Jeffreysan

    Jeffreysan Initiate (0) Apr 12, 2013 Virginia

    As do I, though make mine either Glenmorangie or Balvenie, especiallly, the 21-Year Portwood finish!
     
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  15. KS1297

    KS1297 Initiate (0) Apr 14, 2013 Wisconsin

    Wow you guys are so selfish. I'm grabbing bud light strawberrita so i can get the chicks drunk and go to work repopulating the earth and preserving humanity.
     
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  16. jmw

    jmw Initiate (0) Feb 4, 2009 North Carolina

    That would be BCBS then.
     
  17. YieldToNothing

    YieldToNothing Initiate (0) Mar 13, 2013 New York

    disregard beer
    acquire playmates
     
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  18. jmw

    jmw Initiate (0) Feb 4, 2009 North Carolina

    the playmates are a given
    focus on supplies
     
  19. BPGEFL

    BPGEFL Initiate (0) Aug 14, 2013 Virginia

    At least 3 different Dark Lords
    2 Williamsburg Alewerks BBP
    1 Racer 5 IPA
    2 Bell's Java Stout
    2 lagunitas Maximus
    2 Victory Summer Loves
     
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