Any Tips on Surviving the GABF?

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  1. Maltanator

    Maltanator Aspirant (223) Apr 11, 2014 New York

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  2. DaverCS

    DaverCS Savant (1,212) Dec 9, 2014 Arizona

  3. azorie

    azorie Pooh-Bah (2,471) Mar 18, 2006 Florida
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  4. ncusatis

    ncusatis Crusader (483) Dec 22, 2014 Wisconsin
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    If you don't like it, don't drink it. There are 1912093109283 other beers to try.
     
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  5. JackHorzempa

    JackHorzempa Grand Pooh-Bah (3,375) Dec 15, 2005 Pennsylvania
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    Construct a list beforehand of breweries and beers you would like to try. For example, when I attended I wanted to try beers that were not distributed in my state (e.g., Alaska Brewing).

    As was already mentioned, do not feel compelled to finish your sample of beer. Dump the beers that are not 100% to yuor liking.

    As with many things some common sense goes a long way to keep things safe; the challenge here is that once you exceed your sobriety limit the common sense feature seems to not work properly.:flushed:

    Have fun!!

    Cheers!
     
  6. Findog

    Findog Aspirant (276) Nov 28, 2006 Colorado

    When you rinse your cup between beers, drink the water, don't dump it. Forces you to drink more water (good idea at altitude) and slows your drinking down a bit.
     
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  7. utopiajane

    utopiajane Grand Pooh-Bah (3,982) Jun 11, 2013 New York
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    I have some. Don't let yourself start drinking all the beer like I did at the last festival I went to. Take a taste and dump the rest if you are going try lots of beer. I got tipsy, forgot myself and regretted it after I got home. drink lots of water in between tastings you can't have too much. Eat! AND if you have the will power or the experience limit the beer you try to the ones you are really interested in and leave the rest for the others to tick like madmen.
     
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  8. gmoneyproductions

    gmoneyproductions Initiate (0) Aug 12, 2015 Colorado

    stay hydrated and keep elevation in mind.....higher altitude will put the buzz on you quicker
    pace yourself as there is a ton of good beer to sample and dont drink and drive
    most importantly have fun! denver is a great small city
    eat at euclid hall if you get a chance
     
  9. Maltanator

    Maltanator Aspirant (223) Apr 11, 2014 New York

    Agree fully. Euclid Hall was awesome.
     
  10. birdman200

    birdman200 Initiate (0) Jul 6, 2010 Massachusetts

    Cannot emphasize enough to check out breweries with no lines.

    When I went in 2013, the usual suspects had tremendous lines (i.e. Russian River, Cigar City, etc), and I would be walking around, let's say, in the Midwest region of breweries, and come across small, uknown breweries/brewpubs with ZERO line I had never heard of. Then, I would see the banner hanging behind them showing how many GABF gold/silver/bronze medals they have won over the years and would see that they are making truly kick ass beer.

    But, because they are so small, unknown, and people are only flocking to what they know, the lines were small, and the beer was great.
     
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  11. slander

    slander Pooh-Bah (2,568) Nov 5, 2001 New York
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    Do your homework and know what's where so you can navigate the space.
    Don't drink what you already know unless it's goddamn stellar.
    Drink styles you normally wouldn't from breweries you normally wouldn't.
    Trade up the stupid high ABV stuff for sustainability.
    Drink water without the hops, malt, & yeast. Often.
    Wear comfortable damn shoes. You're going to be on your feet for hours circling and circling and circling the room.
     
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  12. BMBCLT

    BMBCLT Grand Pooh-Bah (3,427) May 9, 2014 South Carolina
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    Drink plenty of water.
     
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  13. dadavat

    dadavat Initiate (0) Mar 17, 2015 Pennsylvania

    Pace yourself if you're going to more than 1 session, stay off your phone (enjoy the fest), and make sure to hit up the cheese tasting area
     
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  14. hoptheology

    hoptheology Grand Pooh-Bah (5,379) May 12, 2014 South Dakota
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    1) Treat it like a buffet. A liquor buffet. Sample everything but if you don't like it, dump it in the bucket.
    2) Drink plenty of water
    3) Make infinite notes
    4) Enjoy yourself
     
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  15. BlindSalimander

    BlindSalimander Initiate (0) Aug 16, 2010 Texas

    A little of the local "hops" always helps me. A little. And then in the morning too.
     
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  16. GetTheYayo

    GetTheYayo Initiate (0) Aug 26, 2012 Pennsylvania

    Have a list of "Must Hit" breweries and a list of "Would Like to Hit" Breweries. If a certain brewery is tapping one of their very limited, rare beers at a certain time, expect a long line to be formed at least, AT LEAST, 30 mins prior to the tapping. As others have said, hit up random breweries and try styles you wouldn't otherwise try. Chat up fellow festival goers in line, it's interesting conversation and you never know who you're talking to :slight_smile: Don't be a douche and try to sneakily cut into line, people will see you. Don't knock sample cups out of people's hands and yell "ooohhhh!" That shit gets old. If you're drug tested for work be wary of the outside portapotty area as it's not uncommon to walk through a cloud of gangja smoke out there. Oh and a pretzel necklace is always nice but not mandatory, imo. Tacky? Perhaps, but it really does help with cleansing the palate when trying so many beers. Oh and don't get caught up in the hype of it all. You're at GABF, possibly the best beer festival in the world, enjoy it!
     
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  17. Golfer3Aces

    Golfer3Aces Initiate (0) Feb 6, 2014 Wyoming

    Have fun, get a little tipsy and whatever you do, NEVER DROP YOUR GLASS!!!!!
     
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  18. Some-Prefer-Hops

    Some-Prefer-Hops Initiate (0) Sep 3, 2014 Oklahoma

    I haven't been to GABF yet, but I have been to a few other beer fests and know that they can kick you in the arse. As many have said, stay hydrated, and don't be afraid to dump out beer. You don't get any extra points at the end of the night for beers consumed. Having some idea ahead of time which beers you want to taste is great, but don't worry too much about taking notes, unless it's something that really stood out. After all, you're not at GABF on a homework assignment. :grinning:
     
  19. StoutSnob40

    StoutSnob40 Grand Pooh-Bah (4,611) Jan 4, 2013 California
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    Skip it and go to Falling Rock Tap Room instead.

    If you have to go, have a strategy, but be prepared to abandon it. Lines will be insane, and you will be forced to skip some stuff.

    Download the GABF app.. It was pretty helpful last time I went.

    Bring a clothespin for your nose.. The room will be filled with fart after about 45 minutes.
     
  20. mstrcrwly

    mstrcrwly Pundit (912) Dec 21, 2013 New York
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    Always drink water along with your beer..will keep you hydrated..and less apt to be hungover..and eat right before you go..
     
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