Ask before you open....

Discussion in 'Beer Talk' started by Austin32, Sep 14, 2015.

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  1. surfcaster

    surfcaster Initiate (0) Apr 20, 2013 North Carolina
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    If you are having people over and the fridge is the place where the beer is kept, shame on everyone who gets bent out of whack that someone doesn't know which ones are the "special ones." Set up a bar.

    If neighbors, random guests just routinely raid your fridge and take beer, well, they need some couth.
     
  2. JISurfer

    JISurfer Grand Pooh-Bah (3,006) Dec 10, 2002 Utah
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    My wife likes sours and despises anything else, especially IPAs. I drink stouts and IPAs. Never been a problem, guess I am lucky.
     
  3. NizzleEGizzle

    NizzleEGizzle Savant (1,055) Feb 25, 2015 New York
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    My girlfriend has the EXACT same thing. Hates IPAs, loves good sours. Does your wife get a "metallic" taste in IPAs by any chance?
     
  4. JISurfer

    JISurfer Grand Pooh-Bah (3,006) Dec 10, 2002 Utah
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    No, she says it taste like pine trees. I think that's a good thing!
     
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  5. cmiller4642

    cmiller4642 Maven (1,399) Aug 17, 2013 West Virginia

    My girlfriend is not a beer drinker typically so she's pretty polite enough to ask me if she can have a beer that I have multiples of. She won't touch stouts and things like that with a ten foot pole but she enjoys some of the "lighter" beers
     
  6. emount91

    emount91 Initiate (0) Aug 28, 2015 Connecticut

    my family members didn't have death wishes this holiday i guess. no fallen soldiers this Christmas, mission accomplished! the tape method worked!
     
  7. beersnobraven

    beersnobraven Initiate (0) Jul 12, 2014 Illinois

    I feel you, man. My underage sister and her friend stole one of my Bourbon County Stouts that I had just picked up on the Black Friday release. The only reason they stole it from me was because of the super high ABV. Neither of them actually liked it; they both just chugged it as fast as possible to get drunk. I've never been more pissed at my sister in my life. Having said that, I actually love sharing my beers with people, just as long as they actually appreciate it and have my permission to drink it.
     
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  8. beersnobraven

    beersnobraven Initiate (0) Jul 12, 2014 Illinois

    Well, if it was one of the bad ones I could understand. I heard aged bad bottles of the stuff is absolutely disgusting.
     
  9. gopens44

    gopens44 Grand Pooh-Bah (3,560) Aug 9, 2010 Virginia
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    I'm not going to try and diminish the horror you must have felt upon seeing this happen, but I likely would have shifted to damage control ASAP (assuming open can would be tallied as a loss) and rescued most anything else in the fridge before they were in danger. Then again, a pretty cool lemon to lemonade move would be to set up a "tasting" for the ladies where you pop open some cheaper stuff whilst clandestinely hiding your better stuff behind ketchup, leftover pot roast, etc., and basically maintained control of fridge / beer distribution. What you've described as your reaction sounds similar to a "MINE! MINE! MINE!" rant of a youngster.
     
  10. 1ale_man

    1ale_man Initiate (0) Apr 25, 2015 Texas

    I have nothing that my friends and family aren't welcome to. That includes great scotch and bourbon. If I happen to want to age a beer, it goes to a special place. Not the beer fridge.
     
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  11. CwrwAmByth

    CwrwAmByth Grand Pooh-Bah (3,113) Jan 24, 2011 England
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    My dad found and drank 3 Struise Black Alberts when I was away at university. This was before they were distributed really and I'd paid about £15 each for them. (shipped from the Cracked Kettle in Amsterdam. Those were dark, sad times.
     
  12. MarshallBirdhouse

    MarshallBirdhouse Initiate (0) Feb 19, 2013 Kentucky
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    I'm glad my girlfriend is as anti-social as I am. More great beer for us :slight_smile:
     
  13. stevoj

    stevoj Grand High Pooh-Bah (8,248) Nov 22, 2011 Idaho
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    We had a neighborhood party spill over to our house last year, I did not know these people. While I was off showing someone where to find the bathroom., my wife said there's beer in the fridge.... I got back before too much damage was done, but lost my DFH Palo Santo Marron. The dude was drinking it out of the bottle and said it was just "OK"....GRRRR!
     
  14. Nick_Bousquet

    Nick_Bousquet Initiate (0) Sep 17, 2014 Virginia

    I once had someone over, and they went into my fridge to get a drink. I look over and they are drinking a Bud Light leftover from a recent party. Horrified, I ran across the room and told him to "ASK BEFORE YOU OPEN", as I had some BCBS, Julius, HT, and Burton Baton in the fridge that they could have opened and enjoyed significantly more.
     
  15. Treyliff

    Treyliff Grand Pooh-Bah (5,025) Aug 10, 2010 West Virginia
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    Mexican Cake (first release) from an intoxicated father in law. Took one drink, put it back in the fridge, was found 2 days later.
     
  16. KEEPonPOURING

    KEEPonPOURING Initiate (0) Oct 28, 2015 Virginia

    "Don't even look at it!"
     
  17. nathanb47

    nathanb47 Zealot (685) Dec 14, 2010 Massachusetts
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    This is why the beer fridge in the basement has a lock and I have the key
     
  18. BobsLiquors

    BobsLiquors Initiate (0) Oct 17, 2013 Washington

    I've never had this happen to me. However, I had a different problem... Every so often I'd have people over to the house who enjoyed beer, we'd get a little carried away and bust into the cellar. I'd wake up the next morning and a whale would be sitting on the counter, only 1/2 to 3/4 gone. Now, I'm not upset that we opened the beer, because beer is meant to be consumed. I'm pissed that I have a faint recollection of opening it, it wasn't enjoyed as it should be. Well, maybe it was, but I couldn't remember. So now anything in the house is fair game. All the whalez kept off site. Takes planning ahead to crack those bad boys.
     
  19. Giantspace

    Giantspace Grand Pooh-Bah (3,043) Dec 22, 2011 Pennsylvania
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    Wish I could afford off site cellaring

    Enjoy
     
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  20. Sneex

    Sneex Initiate (0) Jul 25, 2014 Rhode Island

    Bingo. And even at that, my normal response is "Well, I wanted to put a few years on... nevermind, I'll grab some glasses." I actually wish some of my friends would indulge themselves more often, because I've got more incoming than outgoing at the moment.
     
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