Beatification

Discussion in 'Trade Talk' started by Ungertaker, Apr 1, 2012.

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  1. Ungertaker

    Ungertaker Initiate (0) Apr 30, 2010 Minnesota

    I have a 12oz bottle of 1940 vintage Chuck Norris tears aged in a barrel made from dragon bones. Does anyone think I could score a bottle of Beatification with this? It is the only bottle in existence, since he has not cried since birth. Thoughts?
     
    #1 Ungertaker, Apr 1, 2012
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  2. amart79

    amart79 Initiate (0) Jan 14, 2012 California

    ahh another beatification trade joke....
     
    #2 amart79, Apr 1, 2012
  3. Ungertaker

    Ungertaker Initiate (0) Apr 30, 2010 Minnesota

    Sorry, I needed to take a break from studying and couldn't think of anything better to do than kick a dead horse! At least I didn't do it in the ISO thread...
     
    #3 Ungertaker, Apr 1, 2012
  4. Photekut

    Photekut Initiate (0) Mar 31, 2006 Tennessee

    Not rare enough.
     
    #4 Photekut, Apr 1, 2012
  5. amart79

    amart79 Initiate (0) Jan 14, 2012 California

    very very true.
     
    #5 amart79, Apr 1, 2012
  6. Ungertaker

    Ungertaker Initiate (0) Apr 30, 2010 Minnesota

    Lol!
     
    #6 Ungertaker, Apr 1, 2012
  7. futura123

    futura123 Initiate (0) Jul 29, 2010 California

    Yeah, I'm pretty sure the tear that he cried when he was born aged in milk bottle has better trade value.
     
    #7 futura123, Apr 1, 2012
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  8. hannydawg

    hannydawg Initiate (0) Apr 4, 2010 Illinois

    Chuck Norris has never cried.
     
    #8 hannydawg, Apr 1, 2012
  9. Ungertaker

    Ungertaker Initiate (0) Apr 30, 2010 Minnesota

    What if I told you the dragon bones were from a dragon that he killed in a staring contest at the ripe old age of two days?
     
    #9 Ungertaker, Apr 1, 2012
  10. futura123

    futura123 Initiate (0) Jul 29, 2010 California

    Well, in that case I can send you one Beat but you have to include 6 Blabaer as extra.
     
    #10 futura123, Apr 1, 2012
  11. Ungertaker

    Ungertaker Initiate (0) Apr 30, 2010 Minnesota

    5 and a Wooden Hell and you got a deal.
     
    #11 Ungertaker, Apr 1, 2012
  12. Ungertaker

    Ungertaker Initiate (0) Apr 30, 2010 Minnesota

    He did cry. It was before his parents bestowed the name "Carlos Ray Norris" upon him. So, technically, Chuck Norris has never cried. Baby Boy Norris has, though; and that Baby Boy Norris turned out to be the legendary Chuck Norris.
     
    #12 Ungertaker, Apr 2, 2012
  13. MarkIntihar

    MarkIntihar Initiate (0) Mar 17, 2010 Michigan

    Personally, I'm just surprised we haven't seen more "ISO:Beautification" posts.
     
    #13 MarkIntihar, Apr 2, 2012
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