I need help! I brewed a Chocolate Maple Porter on 12/22/12. Its been sitting in my dark closet with an airlock. I haven't pitched it or anything since December! Will is be ok to bottle and drink? Can I just add some extra Maple to give the yeast a boost or will it just taste nasty then?
You're screwed! Seal it up and send it to me for proper disposal! J/K. You should be fine. Beer can age much longer than that. As long as you are in a carboy/better bottle (not a bucket) and airlock still has liquid in it, you should be good. Go ahead and bottle it. Maybe sprinkle some dry yeast in the bottling bucket to ensure you have viable yeast at bottling.
Yea I was a little confused by that as well but thought maybe she meant, haven't touched it since December. Then bread yeast was mentioned and I cringed.
You would hope so. But maybe the homebrew text they read was written in the 70s, or it's one of those free Kindle eBooks like the ones I downloaded...
I actually fear the day that I have a beer made by someone who read a free Kindle eBook to learn about brewing. Some of that stuff is just off the wall nonsense. When the author describes a double IPA as a malty beer that is trying to be a Russian Imp Stout, you really begin to suspect they don't actually drink much good beer.