Beer Dreams

I had one just last night.
I and a friend were at a beer fest, one that we have gone to many times. They closed all the taps except for Yeungling, Yeungling Porter and Yeungling Light (I don't recall offhand if that actually exists)
Then they closed the fest an hour early, and in the process of getting herded out, I dropped and broke my souvenier glass.

 

The only dream I ever had involving beer went like this:
I was living in city similar to Venice, but much cleaner. There were no bars in the city, but at every corner was a beer fountain that( much like a water fountain) dispensed a different beer. The ones I remembered were, Delirium Tremens, Arrogant Bastrad, Trois Pistole, Pirrat, Satan Gold, and Duvel.

 

Awesome.

 

Sorry you lost your glass !

 

Just a few nights ago I was dreaming that I was in a beer store with a world class selection, and then suddenly it was a mediocre selection and I was incredibly dissapointed . I kept searching though and was almost trying to conjure a bottle of Parabola to show up. It didn't..

 

I vaguely remember one where I tried some sort of reddish beer or beer-like drink that was served warm (like, actually warm, not just "warmer than your fridge/cellar") and tasted really cinnamon-y.

There was also one I remember more clearly, where I stumbled across a storage room in the back of a store someplace which had a bunch of odd beers that I'm pretty sure don't really exist, and a couple of real ones (mostly malt liquor as far as I can remember) mixed in. The one I remember clearly was labeled "Bullshit Beer," with a picture of a big cartoon cow's head on the front. Apparently the name was intended to be literal--some ingredient used in the making of the beer was derived from actual cow poop, though I can't remember exactly what that ingredient was.

 

A fresh pint with your mom.

 

I made dino s'mores in my pajama pants.