Beer Haiku

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  1. mikevanatta

    mikevanatta Initiate (0) Sep 29, 2014 Minnesota

    Beer beer beer beer beer
    Beer beer beer beer beer beer beer
    Beer beer beer beer beer
     
    #21 mikevanatta, Dec 2, 2015
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  2. BlakeD007

    BlakeD007 Initiate (0) Nov 18, 2015 Pennsylvania

    What torture is this?
    Making weight for Air Force blows...
    No beer for a week :slight_frown:
     
    #22 BlakeD007, Dec 2, 2015
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  3. ssam

    ssam Pundit (997) Dec 2, 2008 California

    Pour it nicely, dude
    A great head, always a must
    Use a clean glass, too!
     
    #23 ssam, Dec 2, 2015
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  4. ssam

    ssam Pundit (997) Dec 2, 2008 California

    Winner
     
    #24 ssam, Dec 2, 2015
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  5. papposilenus

    papposilenus Grand Pooh-Bah (3,232) Jun 21, 2014 New Hampshire
    Pooh-Bah Trader

    The beer fridge is open
    Sip of Sunshine is gone!
    Going to bed now
     
    #25 papposilenus, Dec 2, 2015
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  6. papposilenus

    papposilenus Grand Pooh-Bah (3,232) Jun 21, 2014 New Hampshire
    Pooh-Bah Trader

    Sorry I started
    Beer drinkers suck at haiku!
    Autumn wind blows cold
     
    #26 papposilenus, Dec 2, 2015
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  7. SCW

    SCW Initiate (0) Jul 25, 2004 New York

    Its 7am and an empty beer can
    Slowly rises up and down on my stomach.
    Wife watches in horror.
     
    #27 SCW, Dec 2, 2015
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  8. mikevanatta

    mikevanatta Initiate (0) Sep 29, 2014 Minnesota

    Don't even sweat it
    Poems don't all have to make sense
    Watermelon farts
     
    #28 mikevanatta, Dec 2, 2015
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  9. KingforaDay

    KingforaDay Pooh-Bah (2,445) Aug 5, 2010 New Jersey
    Pooh-Bah Trader

    Hops I badly crave
    Sip Julius and Heady
    My glass sings to me
     
    #29 KingforaDay, Dec 2, 2015
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  10. IowaBiertrinker

    IowaBiertrinker Initiate (0) Sep 20, 2010 Iowa

    What beer do I see?
    The one sitting before me
    A good brew indeed!
     
    #30 IowaBiertrinker, Dec 2, 2015
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  11. Angerhaus

    Angerhaus Pooh-Bah (2,020) Oct 1, 2015 Rhode Island
    Pooh-Bah Trader

    Haikus are easy...
    But sometimes they don't make sense
    Bourbon County Stout
     
    #31 Angerhaus, Dec 2, 2015
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  12. vickersspitfire

    vickersspitfire Pooh-Bah (1,748) Dec 11, 2006 Texas
    BA4LYFE Society Pooh-Bah Trader

    South Austin Brewery
    Chimay, Goose Island, Shiner
    Arogant Bastard
     
    #32 vickersspitfire, Dec 2, 2015
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  13. vickersspitfire

    vickersspitfire Pooh-Bah (1,748) Dec 11, 2006 Texas
    BA4LYFE Society Pooh-Bah Trader

    I need a beer now
    please help me locate a beer now
    drinking my beer now, yay!
     
    #33 vickersspitfire, Dec 2, 2015
  14. vickersspitfire

    vickersspitfire Pooh-Bah (1,748) Dec 11, 2006 Texas
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    holy crap, this is easy
    i will quit my job tomorrow
    to focus on this
     
    #34 vickersspitfire, Dec 2, 2015
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  15. vickersspitfire

    vickersspitfire Pooh-Bah (1,748) Dec 11, 2006 Texas
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    i've taken over
    this here beer haiku forum
    hope i'm not booted
     
    #35 vickersspitfire, Dec 2, 2015
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  16. ClePaul

    ClePaul Maven (1,289) May 30, 2013 Ohio

    Ironically, no. I do "whatever else it is" like a man... but your guys poetry is entertaining.
     
    #36 ClePaul, Dec 2, 2015
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  17. stealth

    stealth Pooh-Bah (2,023) Dec 16, 2011 Minnesota
    Pooh-Bah

    da fuq
     
    #37 stealth, Dec 2, 2015
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  18. BeerNDoggerel

    BeerNDoggerel Initiate (0) Mar 13, 2011 Illinois

    Amber in a glass
    Smell grapefruit, catpee and pine
    A tongue so happy
     
    #38 BeerNDoggerel, Dec 2, 2015
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  19. utopiajane

    utopiajane Grand Pooh-Bah (3,982) Jun 11, 2013 New York
    Pooh-Bah

    I have poured my beer
    Everything is perfect now
    where's my cam-er-a
     
    #39 utopiajane, Dec 2, 2015
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  20. Tilley4

    Tilley4 Pooh-Bah (2,811) Nov 13, 2007 Tennessee
    Society Pooh-Bah Trader

    Im reading haikus

    Instead of getting ready

    To open a beer
     
    #40 Tilley4, Dec 2, 2015
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