Beer Haiku

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  1. Nick_Bousquet

    Nick_Bousquet Initiate (0) Sep 17, 2014 Virginia

    Five, seven, and five
    I think as I sip my beer
    Drunk haikus are hard
     
    #41 Nick_Bousquet, Dec 2, 2015
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  2. lordofthewiens

    lordofthewiens Grand High Pooh-Bah (6,225) Sep 17, 2005 New Mexico
    BA4LYFE Society Pooh-Bah Trader

    Cold and wet outside
    This black and terrific stout
    Will warm my insides
     
    #42 lordofthewiens, Dec 2, 2015
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  3. PVMT

    PVMT Initiate (0) Aug 10, 2014 New York

    Bourbon County Stout
    Bourbon County Regal Rye
    Bourbon County Rare
     
    #43 PVMT, Dec 2, 2015
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  4. gopens44

    gopens44 Grand Pooh-Bah (3,560) Aug 9, 2010 Virginia
    Pooh-Bah Trader

    Stand in line so long
    Where did craft beer go so wrong?
    Enjoy less hype now!
     
    #44 gopens44, Dec 2, 2015
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  5. papposilenus

    papposilenus Grand Pooh-Bah (3,232) Jun 21, 2014 New Hampshire
    Pooh-Bah Trader

    Don't feel like working
    There's more beer in the basement
    Gathering cobwebs
     
    #45 papposilenus, Dec 2, 2015
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  6. cavedave

    cavedave Grand Pooh-Bah (4,157) Mar 12, 2009 New York
    In Memoriam Pooh-Bah Trader

    Deep dark mud puddle
    Burnt caramel chewy glop
    Bourbon County Stout

    Open Julius.
    Friends next door smell aroma.
    Juicy fucking beer.

    Line around the block.
    Beer sipped from camouflage cups.
    Another release.
     
    #46 cavedave, Dec 2, 2015
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  7. rgordon

    rgordon Pooh-Bah (2,701) Apr 26, 2012 North Carolina
    Pooh-Bah

    Mountains or beer,
    Sierra Nevada,
    Good day to you.
     
    #47 rgordon, Dec 2, 2015
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  8. dcotom

    dcotom Grand High Pooh-Bah (6,637) Aug 4, 2014 Iowa
    BA4LYFE Society Pooh-Bah Trader

    O, thou Trappist ale!
    So pleasant on the palate,
    And costly as gold!
     
    #48 dcotom, Dec 2, 2015
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  9. gmoneyproductions

    gmoneyproductions Initiate (0) Aug 12, 2015 Colorado

    "drink for the waste not
    for the taste" not so much now
    i am a beer snob
     
    #49 gmoneyproductions, Dec 2, 2015
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  10. Cthulhusquid

    Cthulhusquid Initiate (0) Oct 5, 2015 Washington

    Belgian strong dark ale
    Gulden Draak, golden dragon
    Malt and fruit collide

    Belgian strong pale
    Pauwel Kwak, spices and fruits
    Ruddy and bubbly
     
    #50 Cthulhusquid, Dec 2, 2015
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  11. Hop-Droppen-Roll

    Hop-Droppen-Roll Initiate (0) Nov 5, 2013 Minnesota

    I sit here at work
    Coffee is in my cup now
    God Fucking Dammit
     
    #51 Hop-Droppen-Roll, Dec 2, 2015
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  12. fakedeadgirlfriend

    fakedeadgirlfriend Initiate (0) Jan 23, 2013 Florida

    Whales splashing
    I am underwater
    Wallet empty
     
    #52 fakedeadgirlfriend, Dec 2, 2015
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  13. papposilenus

    papposilenus Grand Pooh-Bah (3,232) Jun 21, 2014 New Hampshire
    Pooh-Bah Trader

    Thanks to @TheDoctor
    I know Dieu du Ciel!
    Has five syllables

    * * *

    On Av Laurier
    Cute red-headed bartender
    Pours Péché Mortel
     
    #53 papposilenus, Dec 2, 2015
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  14. papposilenus

    papposilenus Grand Pooh-Bah (3,232) Jun 21, 2014 New Hampshire
    Pooh-Bah Trader

    I'm still not working
    Why should I? There's still more beer
    So then fuck it, right?
     
    #54 papposilenus, Dec 2, 2015
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  15. sculls65

    sculls65 Pundit (769) Dec 15, 2008 Michigan

    Michigan beer rules
    With or without the barrel
    Hate the FIB
     
    #55 sculls65, Dec 2, 2015
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  16. Hop-Droppen-Roll

    Hop-Droppen-Roll Initiate (0) Nov 5, 2013 Minnesota

    I could buy more beer
    With a paycheck left intact
    Income tax is theft

    Edit: :sunglasses:
     
    #56 Hop-Droppen-Roll, Dec 2, 2015
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  17. Cthulhusquid

    Cthulhusquid Initiate (0) Oct 5, 2015 Washington

    Cellar space is gone
    Bought too much beer, no room left
    Good thing it's dark beer
     
    #57 Cthulhusquid, Dec 2, 2015
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  18. cavedave

    cavedave Grand Pooh-Bah (4,157) Mar 12, 2009 New York
    In Memoriam Pooh-Bah Trader

    Surly Abrasive,
    Tongue scraping feels very good
    When it's done by hops.

    Drink beer, waste an hour.
    Learn to brew beer at home, though,
    Waste a whole lifetime.
     
    #58 cavedave, Dec 2, 2015
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  19. gmoneyproductions

    gmoneyproductions Initiate (0) Aug 12, 2015 Colorado

    hops ruined my taste
    can only drink i p a
    heady eludes me
     
    #59 gmoneyproductions, Dec 2, 2015
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  20. colingaiser

    colingaiser Initiate (0) Nov 26, 2014 Colorado

    Glug glug glug glug glug
    But one is never enough
    Glug glug glug glug glug
     
    #60 colingaiser, Dec 2, 2015
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