Beer jokes that need to be retired

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  1. vasinger

    vasinger Initiate (0) Sep 28, 2012 Illinois

    A lot of jokes get recirculated in beer circles and on Beer Advocate. Which ones have worn out their welcome? I will start

    1) Send it to me for proper disposal :wink:
    2) I heard this years Bourbon County will be beechwood aged.
     
    #1 vasinger, Apr 29, 2015
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  2. deford

    deford Pooh-Bah (1,559) Nov 11, 2013 California
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    Last years was better
     
    #2 deford, Apr 29, 2015
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  3. BMBCLT

    BMBCLT Grand Pooh-Bah (3,427) May 9, 2014 South Carolina
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    "Porch bombs". Not funny at all.
     
    #3 BMBCLT, Apr 29, 2015
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  4. MrDave

    MrDave Initiate (0) Jan 23, 2013 California

    the tongue-in-cheek use of bro, brah, bruh, etc... Ironic intention or not, you still sounds like a an asshole.
     
    #4 MrDave, Apr 29, 2015
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  5. LA_Hue24

    LA_Hue24 Crusader (472) Nov 20, 2013 California
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    W
    What does tounge in cheek mean breh?
     
    #5 LA_Hue24, Apr 29, 2015
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  6. LA_Hue24

    LA_Hue24 Crusader (472) Nov 20, 2013 California
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    Its 5 o'clock somewhere. Thats not a joke and Im not sure if its even a fact haha
     
    #6 LA_Hue24, Apr 29, 2015
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  7. BMBCLT

    BMBCLT Grand Pooh-Bah (3,427) May 9, 2014 South Carolina
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    "It's only half past 12, but I don't care...it's 5 o'clock somewhere" -Jimmy Buffett
     
    #7 BMBCLT, Apr 29, 2015
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  8. LA_Hue24

    LA_Hue24 Crusader (472) Nov 20, 2013 California
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    Aaaah I see now. Soooo....good song, bad joke?
     
    #8 LA_Hue24, Apr 29, 2015
  9. BMBCLT

    BMBCLT Grand Pooh-Bah (3,427) May 9, 2014 South Carolina
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    Not a fan of the style, but I can appreciate it.
     
    #9 BMBCLT, Apr 29, 2015
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  10. mikevanatta

    mikevanatta Initiate (0) Sep 29, 2014 Minnesota

    The whole "IPAs are only fresh for 10 minutes after brewing" bit was never really funny to me.
     
    #10 mikevanatta, Apr 29, 2015
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  11. Thirstygoat

    Thirstygoat Initiate (0) Nov 22, 2012 Illinois
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    You don't buy beer... you rent it.
     
    #11 Thirstygoat, Apr 29, 2015
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  12. ShanePB

    ShanePB Initiate (0) Sep 6, 2010 Pennsylvania

    Yes. Yes. And more Yes!
     
    #12 ShanePB, Apr 29, 2015
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  13. gopens44

    gopens44 Grand Pooh-Bah (3,560) Aug 9, 2010 Virginia
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    When beer delivery guy is greeted with "Hey, can you just put that in my car?" from the guy who thinks he's the first comedian to utter the sentence. Your sense of humor absolutely disappears when rolling beer. Seriously.
     
    #13 gopens44, Apr 29, 2015
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  14. zach60614

    zach60614 Initiate (0) May 1, 2012 Illinois

    It's Jimmy Buffett...so bad song and bad joke.
     
    #14 zach60614, Apr 29, 2015
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  15. BeerGreg

    BeerGreg Savant (1,159) May 17, 2013 Illinois

    Yep. I was an ice delivery guy for three summers. Everyone thought they were hilarious with the "That's a cool job" line. Idiots.
     
    #15 BeerGreg, Apr 29, 2015
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  16. lambpasty

    lambpasty Initiate (0) May 3, 2013 New Hampshire

    I bet you felt chills when they said it.
     
    #16 lambpasty, Apr 29, 2015
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  17. BeerGreg

    BeerGreg Savant (1,159) May 17, 2013 Illinois

    I was frozen with anger.
     
    #17 BeerGreg, Apr 29, 2015
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  18. steveh

    steveh Grand Pooh-Bah (4,174) Oct 8, 2003 Illinois
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    American beer is like sex in a canoe. Long overdue for retirement.
     
    #18 steveh, Apr 29, 2015
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  19. jlsims04

    jlsims04 Initiate (0) Jul 14, 2013 Illinois

    Waelz Bro. IPA Freshness. BMC is the new ******. I could go on and on.
     
    #19 jlsims04, Apr 29, 2015
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  20. MrDave

    MrDave Initiate (0) Jan 23, 2013 California

    Icy what you did there.
     
    #20 MrDave, Apr 29, 2015
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