Beer lines/quoted for Toasts

"Here's to the Army and Navy and the battles they have won; here's to America's colors, the colors that never run...May the Wings of Liberty never lose a feather"-Big Trouble in Little China

 

Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends is a Fall Out Boy song. They took the quote from someone else though.

 

“Why is American beer like making love in a canoe? They are both f***ing close to water.” -- Monty Python

 

http://dailyseinfeld.com/post/2545013058

 

"Beer" -Abraham Lincoln

 

"I got some beers, let's drink 'em!"
-Dead Man on Campus

 

"Grab a brew- don't cost nothin' "- John Blutarsky

 

"To alcohol, the cause of and solution to all of Life's problems."
-Homer J Simpson

 

This, definitely! Although I think we are straying from OP's intent.

 

"P'arriba, p'abajo, p'al centro, p'adentro."---> You raise your beer (p'arriba), you lower your beer (p'abajo), put it to the center (p'al centro), and then drink it (p'adentro).

 

"Beer is proof that god loves us and wants us to be happy." - apocryphal quote from Ben Franklin
"Everybody's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer/drink." - W.C. Fields
"Being single, seeing double, sleeping triple" - Here Come the Mummies
"Work like you don't need the money; love like you've never been hurt." - Mark Twain. My drinking buddy likes to add on these two lines: "f**k like it's being filmed; and drink like an Irishman."

 

"I'll trade for shoes for a gallon of booze, then I drink it down and I die" -Raleigh and Spencer by Yonder Mountain String Band

 

“Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer”
Henry Lawson.

 

It's interesting that the Ben Franklin "quote" is still around. The actual quote is "Behold the rain which descends from heaven upon our vineyards, there it enters the roots of the vines, to be changed into wine, a constant proof that God loves us, and loves to see us happy."

 

(Judge Smails: Caddyshack) It's easy to grin When your ship comes in And you've got the stock market beat. But the man worthwhile, Is the man who can smile, When his shorts are too tight in the seat.

 

My favorite toast line:
Por arriba, por abajo,
Por el centro, por adentro!

 

One of my favorites...

He that buys land buys many stones,
He that buys flesh buys many bones,
He that buys eggs buys many shells,
But he that buys good ale buys nothing else.

- John Ray, English Proverbs

 

Once it hits your lips it so good