Beer lines/quoted for Toasts

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. -Benjamin Franklin

I think this would be a good time for a beer. -Franklin D. Roosevelt

 

Everybody needs something to believe in... I believe I'll have another beer.

Here's to our wives and girlfriends...should they never meet.

I've vomited in Bermuda and puked in Rio Grande
But a beer is a beer is a beer is a beer
Until you've thrown up Hamm's!

 

One of my favorites... But it's "women...you cant live with 'em...pass the beer nuts"

 

Ziggy Zaggy, Ziggy Zaggy, Oi Oi Oi! - Man show

 

I don't speak Gaelic so I cannot say it in its native tongue but in English it goes like this...

May the sun smile on your face and the wind blow at your back.
May the road rise up to meet you and the rain fall soft on your fields all the days of your life.
Sláinte!

Or if you're Ulster-Scott and ye want one in the hammely tongue then

Ilk Shilling that ye sen’ awa’, May it return ere night wi’ twa, And peace, an’ plenty, bless your ha’, An’ a’ concerns; An’ nae misfortune e’er befa’ Your wife an’ bairns. Guid Forder!

Translation... each shilling (dollar) that you have seen leave, may it return this night with two. And peace and plenty bless your house and any concerns. And no misfortune ever befall your wife or children. Good Luck!

 

Beer. Beer. Beer. Beer. We love beer.
Asylum Street Spankers.

 

"May our sons and daughters have rich fathers and beautiful mothers!"

 

Famous story in our family. Apparently at New Years Eve, everyone had their champagne and I had my sparkling cider as a 5 year old. After everyone said there cheers, I spoke up and said "Cheers to men and woman. Boys and girls. Boobies and hooters." I've never lived it down even though I was too young to remember.

 

Philip J. Fry: All in all, I've led a full life. Let's say the three of us grab a six-pack and watch the universe end?
Prof. Hubert J. Farnsworth: Hear, hear!
Bender: That's basically what I do every day.

-Futurama

 

Beat me to it. One of my buds in college used this one (a lot). Then again, we drank a lot.

 

"I wish you were a beer" - Cycle ****s from Hell

 

On St. Patty's day I always say,'' may you be in Heaven half an hour before the devil knows you're dead"
Occasionally I'l say," Na Zdorovie!"
But my favorite toast was one my Dad use to make, telling everyone he learned it from his time spent in Japan while in the service. Then he would recite some oriental sounding gibberish, and tell everyone it meant, ' May the bird of paradise fly up your nose!'

 

"Beer is never the answer, but it will help you forget the question."

 

To quote the late great Colonel Sanders who said "I'm too drunk to taste this chicken"
-Ricky Bobby

 

"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut."
-Ernest Hemingway

 

I'll raise my glass to the he or she that took that quote and made it one for us BA's to love!

 

"May the wind always be at your back, and the sun upon your face,
and may the wings of destiny carry you aloft, to dance with the stars"
-Blow

 

Or you could get all "Foot Fist Way" Ben Best (aka chuck the truck)
"To life.....F**K it!"

 

Used this as a toast at my son's wedding reception:
“In your life, there are four things that you must never do: lie, steal, cheat, or drink. But if you must lie, lie to save a friend; and if you must steal, steal someone’s heart; and if you must cheat, cheat death; and when you drink, drink with me!”

 

Check your source on this one.