Beer Pairing for the Olympics?

I try to rise to the occasion...at least where beer is concerned. And yeah, wasn't trying to pull in retired beers or one-offs for this.

FYI, anyone posting a pic on WBAYDN of them watching an event while drinking the corresponding beer gets an automatic like from me.

 

For any so-called "sport" where you need judges to tell you who wins: To Øl Dangerously Close To Stupid.
For the whole thing in the aggregate: The Brown Note.
As for me, I'll be drinking Curmudgeon. While I'm watching something else. And waiting for football.

 

This was quite a work of art, really on a roll!!!!

 

Filling in the badminton hole, Pipeworks War Bird.

 

I like the original suggestion...

 

I'll try and do this for the few Olympic events that I will be watching:

Cycling - Road : Boulevard's Sixth Glass - as the Belgian's are always strong, and I'm hoping for a strong finish for American Taylor Phinney

Beach Volleyball - Boulevard's Rattler - it is an easy-going beach brew.
Evil Twin's Skimpy Bikini also feels appropriate.

Soccer - How about I just crush a brew from every country our women's team smashes? No?
for USWNT - Hotter than Helle Lager
for USMNT - Nut Smasher

 

Good photoshop work

Wouldn't be a bad opening ceremony ale

 

The martial arts would go good with Aslin's Master of Karate

 

Four noses proboscis simcoe pale ale is on deck because I like it and have enough to make anything seem interesting.