Beers you will never drink again

In my house drinking Chocolate Bock is a punishment.

 

Dogfish Head Ta Henket - tastes more like Ta Hoilet
Sam Adams Cranberry Lambic - spit, don't swallow

 

Alexander Keith's IPA. Had it on draft at Rogers Centre during a Blue Jays game. No I, No P. The A must be for Awful.

 

totally disagree!

 

Rogue Voodoo Donut Maple Bacon Ale and Big Hurt Beer.

 

Stone's Smoked Porter might be worth a try. Very subtle smoke flavor that blends well with the general roasted malt flavor. Not overpowering whatsoever.

 

I've only tried two ST ales: Crème and Pumking. Also didn't like them. I will give ST some props for making beers that taste exactly as they are described. The Crème Brûlée stout tasted like some just threw some stout and Crème brûlée in a blender. Not pleasant at all! Pumpking was too sickeningly sweet and spiced for me. Also didn't like Elysians Night Owl pumpkin ale. Now that I think of it, I've never tried a pumpkin ale that I liked.

 

This is exactly what I thought when I read that comment too

 

"It is a reflection not on the beer, but on timorous palates that some drinkers never learn to like Rauchbier."
-- Michael Jackson.

 

Tactical Nuclear Penguin

 

No BMC, Breckenridge Vanilla Porter, Christian Moerlein OTR, Unibroue Trois Pistoles, witbiers.

 

It may be discontinued, but Leinenkugels Fireside Nut Brown Ale.....Gawdawful

 

Wild Blue Lager from Blue Dawg Brewery a Budweiser product that fails to say budweiser anywhere on the label. Conceivably the worst product ever callled a beer...

http://www.wildbluelager.com/ProductInfo.aspx

 

Arrogant Bastard by Stone - reminds me of Budweiser mixed with Unleaded

 

totally agree - the old stock ale is super boozy and just all around bad

 

Baying Hound Sarvara was awful. Metallic tasting, sour, just plain BAD. I called my wife to the kitchen to witness as I poured about 2/3 of it down the drain. Never again.

 

Couldn't agree more, but it makes a damn good beer can chicken.

 

Rogue Chipotle Ale and Voodoo Maple Bacon ... Both drain pours

 

If this isn't a troll then I've lost a little more faith in the world.