Best Beer Names, ever.

Mine as well. The only one that has ever made me legitimately laugh out loud.

 

I have no idea what does it even mean, but "Abraxas" just sounds cool to me lol.

 

I like Citra Ass Down & Hoptimum

 

TG Pompeii.

 

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Only the Tip ~ Spruce Beer brewed by Rainy Daze Brewing

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Backstreet Brewing in Ladera Ranch CA. (now closed) did a Barleywine / Small Beer almost every year and named the two beers together. Two of my favorite sets of names;

• Panacea & Placebo
• Stan & Ollie

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Helles Keller ~ Fredericksburg Brewing Company

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Procrastination ~ Russian River

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Gandhi-Bot

RIP =[

 

Oddly enough, it was the eruption of Mt. Vesuvius where Pliny the Elder perished as well.

 

Nashaminy Creek The Shape of Hops to Come
Brix City Jaromir Lager and Brews Willis

 

Jack's Abby has a bunch

Fire in the Ham, a reference to Framingham's nick name
my all time favorite... Baby Maker

 

I love it, best I've ever heard

 

J. Wakefield - Hop for Teacher; Duclaw - Sweet Baby Jesus

 

Rogue Yellow Snow Ipa. Took me awhile to work up the courage to try it lol. It was typical Rogue fair drinkable but not that great and of course too pricey.

 

http://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/23052/74423/

 

Recently had Caution: Hop Coffee from Preyer (black IPA with cold brewed coffee added). Thought that was clever.

 

Well, this thread pretty much proves why hop puns are so prevalent. Apparently many people consider these among the best beer names.

 

Walking Away In Slow Motion While The Car Explodes Behind You

 

I'd vote for their Vampire Slayer. Sad they had to change it.

MILF is also a great one. Zombie Dust is another.

 

Narwhal, it's a great beer and Narwhals are really frikkin cool!

 

Tired Hands – Eventually We All Just Fade Into The Grey Oblivion. Nothin' like a little hop-induced nihilism.

 

Hoof Hearted = "Who Farted" Brewing....hilarious to name your actual brewery with something that low-brow and juveline. Works for me!