Best Beer Names, ever.

Porkslap
Yards Brawler
Helldorado
Roadsmary's Baby

 

Upland's Nut Hugger has my vote

 

Lol! See my avatar. I don't know if it's related.

 

Laughing Dog's CSB stands for Crotch Sniffing Bastard.
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Porkslap
Moo Thunder
ReDANKulous
Raging Bitch
Farmers Daughter
Mothers Milk
Joe Mamas Milk
Most anything from Shmaltz Brewing (He'Brew beers)

 

Agave Maria
Chupahopra
Dino-S'mores
Hugh Hefeweizen
Wilco Tango Foxtrot

 

I'm semi inclined to grab any beer that has a Pomeranian or Lab pup on the label but won't buy it unless the label(s) further describe what's actually in the bottle.

 

Citra ass down.

 

Arrogant Bastard
Bitter American
Blumpkin
Bretta Rosé
Chasin' Freshies
Delirium Tremens
Dirty Bastard
Duvel
Global Warmer
Happy Pils
Heady Topper
Helles Other People
Hoppy Birthday
Hoppy Ending
Hoptimum
Mama's Little Yella Pils
Modus Hoperandi
Old Chub
On The Wings Of Armaggeddon
Palate Wrecker
Prima Pils
Puff
Raging Bitch
Resin
Ruination
Santa's Butt
Swish
The Crisp
The Mother of All Storms
Transmigration of Souls
Tramp Stamp

...There are so many good beer names I could literally go on all day.

 

and "My Wittle Ponies"

 

Tallgrass Zombie Monkie

 

Cape May Brewing-
Coastal Evacuation

I just like the sound of it.

 

Brash Brewing -

***** Wagon - IIPA
Abide - Milk Stout
Prestige Worldwide - IPA

 

Haven't seen it personally, but a quick search confirmed that "Mama Said Hop You Out" has been used.

 

Hopped in Half by Floyds, as it's a pretty cool play on such an awesome album.

 

I've always enjoyed Nebco's 668 - Neighbor of the Beast. Obviously, any reference to Maiden will get words of praise from me.

 

Trump Hands, Cannonball Creek Brewing
Chinga tu Pelo, 5 Rabbit

 

Nuckin' Futs by Ocean City Brewing Co.

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Fatheads "Benjamin Danklin"
Cellarmaker "Highway to the Danker Zone"

 

parabola