Best Beer Names, ever.

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  1. striker2160

    striker2160 Savant (1,172) May 5, 2013 Minnesota
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    Panty dropper. It makes me laugh every time.
     
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  2. Hoppsbabo

    Hoppsbabo Pooh-Bah (2,053) Jan 29, 2012 England
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    There's a mass-produced South Korean faux craft beer called Queen's Ale whose motto is 'Not the twenties taste'. You've gotta love Konglish.
     
  3. patrick8022

    patrick8022 Initiate (0) Sep 14, 2014 Vermont

    morning wood
     
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  4. Domingo

    Domingo Grand Pooh-Bah (4,252) Apr 23, 2005 Colorado
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    Admiral Ackbar's "It's not a Trappist" is the best I've ever heard of.
     
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  5. SpaceEurope

    SpaceEurope Initiate (0) Dec 26, 2012 New Jersey

    Kane - A Night to End All Dawns
     
  6. Rosinante

    Rosinante Initiate (0) Feb 26, 2014 Massachusetts

    Fuzzy Baby Ducks
     
  7. lester619

    lester619 Initiate (0) Apr 17, 2009 Wisconsin

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  8. eaterfan

    eaterfan Devotee (375) Jul 10, 2013 California
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    I'm partial to the Bruery's Grand Funk Aleroad.
     
  9. jbdpsu82

    jbdpsu82 Pundit (942) Aug 28, 2012 Pennsylvania
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  10. Chuck_IPA_Mathus

    Chuck_IPA_Mathus Pundit (819) Oct 29, 2013 Massachusetts

    Hoptimus Prime
    naughty Nurse
    DD
    Ctra ass down
    CitrusTITS
    Big **** IPA
    Cockpuncher



    these are all beers ive seen or tried. not necessarily what was good, because some were terrible
     
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  11. FrankShirley

    FrankShirley Initiate (0) Dec 26, 2011 Massachusetts

    I've always liked Wailing Wench from Middle Ages. Helps that its a great beer too.
     
  12. gopens44

    gopens44 Grand Pooh-Bah (3,560) Aug 9, 2010 Virginia
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    I have a beer / coffee mug I picked up, err, borrowed from a bar in Teagu that says "Let's share joy one more time together" on it. I forgot what beer it is, but after a phrase like that, brands no longer matter....

    Dug up this beer name. Can always depend on malt liquor for class.

    http://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/4043/65413/
     
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  13. Irishize75

    Irishize75 Initiate (0) Nov 4, 2012 California

    Cascade's Bourbonic Plague.
     
  14. terranostra86

    terranostra86 Initiate (0) Jan 11, 2013 California

    Beachwood has some of the funniest imo. Jean-Quad Van Damme, Full Malted Jacket, Zwick in a Box, Beyond a Reasonable Stout, and Hop Ramen are all pretty funny and clever.
     
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  15. BriaCloette

    BriaCloette Aspirant (281) Aug 23, 2014 Indiana

    Being a botany geek, I've gotta go with Huma Lupa Licious by Shorts.
     
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  16. pagriley

    pagriley Pooh-Bah (2,382) Oct 27, 2014 Illinois
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    Can you blame him? I mean, that is a mighty fine looking sheep :wink:
     
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  17. atone315

    atone315 Initiate (0) Oct 8, 2008 Wisconsin

  18. mudbug

    mudbug Pooh-Bah (1,762) Mar 27, 2009 Oregon
    Pooh-Bah

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  19. bmilt

    bmilt Initiate (0) Jan 30, 2011 North Carolina

    668, Neighbor of the Beast
    Loudmouth Soup
    Citra Ass Down
    Pig's Ass Porter
    Norm's Raggedy Ass IPA
     
  20. BeerHistoryGuy

    BeerHistoryGuy Initiate (0) Oct 15, 2014 Illinois

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    I have uttered the words, "I'll have a big ****."

    Great River Brewery in Davenport, Iowa.
     
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