Best Beer Names, ever.

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  1. blassor

    blassor Pundit (980) Sep 2, 2010 New Jersey
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    Tired Hands has some of the most bizarre names ever. A recent favorite beer and name- Alien Church
     
    #121 blassor, Dec 30, 2014
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  2. Treyliff

    Treyliff Grand Pooh-Bah (5,025) Aug 10, 2010 West Virginia
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    If only we could all be as mature as you :rolling_eyes:
     
    #122 Treyliff, Dec 30, 2014
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  3. johnjohnbeer

    johnjohnbeer Initiate (0) Oct 27, 2012 Ohio

    I legit died over this one. The name of the brewery alone kills me, but this just takes it to the next level.
     
    #123 johnjohnbeer, Dec 30, 2014
  4. VDubDJ

    VDubDJ Initiate (0) Aug 11, 2011 Arizona

    SanTan Brewing here locally in AZ has a Double Chocolate Porter seasonal called "Sex Panther"

    Can't go wrong with that. 60% of the time, it works every time. :wink:

    [​IMG]
     
    #124 VDubDJ, Dec 30, 2014
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  5. Kappakoosh

    Kappakoosh Initiate (0) Dec 26, 2013 Texas

    so you like the name of anything that ET brews...best names ever?
     
    #125 Kappakoosh, Dec 30, 2014
  6. Southerndiscomfort

    Southerndiscomfort Initiate (0) Dec 3, 2014 North Carolina

    Sexual Chocolate
    Baby Maker
    Hopped up and horny
     
    #126 Southerndiscomfort, Dec 30, 2014
  7. tvoss99

    tvoss99 Initiate (0) Feb 13, 2014 Arizona

    Ones that haven't been covered in here already that I like (by Tyranena in WI):

    Bitter Woman IPA (label/photo is bitter looking old granny)
    The Devil Made Me Do It
     
    #127 tvoss99, Dec 30, 2014
  8. Icarus

    Icarus Initiate (0) Oct 6, 2012 Minnesota

    Hell yeah it's funny, life is too short for it not to be funny.

    Also, when this bill total happens at a restaurant it's funny to put your fingers to your mouth in a V shape and stick your tongue out at the waitress while making obnoxious noises.

    I'm here to help.
     
    #128 Icarus, Dec 30, 2014
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  9. bluehende

    bluehende Initiate (0) Dec 10, 2010 Delaware

    Interesting that Burley Oak in MD has a
    Golden Sex Panther
     
    #129 bluehende, Dec 30, 2014
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  10. Edw1nner

    Edw1nner Initiate (0) Oct 15, 2013 Texas

    That had me cracking up so bad.
     
    #130 Edw1nner, Dec 30, 2014
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  11. wilhelm_phoenix

    wilhelm_phoenix Initiate (0) Jul 4, 2014 Virginia

    Yes
     
    #131 wilhelm_phoenix, Dec 30, 2014
  12. Dupage25

    Dupage25 Savant (1,044) Jul 4, 2013 Antarctica

    Are you honestly pulling out the maturity card in the context of a funniest beer name thread? Did you even see the town name this company is from? Not even Shakespeare would bother with balcony humor if he ran a production in that town, it would be penny groundlings only.

    Also, do you even lulz bro?
     
    #132 Dupage25, Dec 30, 2014
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  13. Dupage25

    Dupage25 Savant (1,044) Jul 4, 2013 Antarctica


    Woah woah wait a second, your name means SKUNK PEE and you're trying to pull the maturity card on me? :grinning:
     
    #133 Dupage25, Dec 30, 2014
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  14. Kappakoosh

    Kappakoosh Initiate (0) Dec 26, 2013 Texas

    His name is skunkpuddle. nuff said.
     
    #134 Kappakoosh, Dec 30, 2014
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  15. skiking70

    skiking70 Pundit (825) Sep 23, 2014 Maryland
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    Velvet Merkin, look it up if you don't know the meaning of Merkin.
     
    #135 skiking70, Dec 30, 2014
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  16. Providence

    Providence Pooh-Bah (2,652) Feb 24, 2010 Rhode Island
    Pooh-Bah Trader

    I wonder if the Bros. care that so many BAs are still in junior-high school?
     
    #136 Providence, Dec 30, 2014
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  17. breadwinner

    breadwinner Initiate (0) Mar 6, 2014 California

    Four pages and not one metion of Bell's Mars - The Bringer of War?! Because that's one bad ass name.
     
    #137 breadwinner, Dec 30, 2014
  18. Franziskaner

    Franziskaner Grand Pooh-Bah (5,662) May 27, 2005 Missouri
    Pooh-Bah Trader

    2nd Shift Unicorn Killer Saison
    Excel Ryeday The 13th
    Bull & Bush Sofa King IPA
     
    #138 Franziskaner, Dec 30, 2014
  19. StLeasy

    StLeasy Initiate (0) Sep 8, 2013 Illinois

    I got a big kick out of these-
    [​IMG]
     
    #139 StLeasy, Dec 31, 2014
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  20. skunkpuddle

    skunkpuddle Initiate (0) Feb 14, 2011 California

    I guess it is funny.
     
    #140 skunkpuddle, Dec 31, 2014
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