Best Beer Names, ever.

Smokey and the Bois from The Bruery. I love the Smokey and the Bandit movies.

 

Name me another beer named after a lawyer, author, natural philosopher, military commander, and provincial governor. Bet u can't.

 

fuzzy baby ducks.

 

Dales Pale Ale
Utopia

 

Robohop - Great lakes brewery, (Etobicoke, Ontario)
Hoptical Illusion - Flying Monkeys
Just a few off the top of my head.

 

Stupid Sexy Flanders (nothing at all, nothing at all, nothing at allll....)
Bell's Best Brown, the alliteration gets me.

Also, not an actual beer, but when Funk Factory was coming up with names for Framrood, my friend suggested "Frambutts". I really want to see that happen.

 

Yeti

 

http://www.beeradvocate.com/search/?q=fuck&qt=beer

 

From the late 90's, I forgot which brewery did it.

Alimony Ale - "the bitterest beer you'll ever taste".

 

Hoppy ending. Awesome name and label but the beer didn't leave me satisfied.

 

Juice Machine
Haze

i like a beer that leaves no ambiguity about whether or not it is a hazy juice bomb.

Hoof Hearted has some great names too:

Konkey Dong

 

My favorite so far is Night Shift's One Hop This Time

 

Man Baby - Pizza Port Ocean Beach

 

Dock Street Brewing - Aint Nothin’ To Funk With

Beer fermented with Wu-Tang playing on the outside of its barrel for its entire fermentation.
So best Name and Idea

 

Dock Street "Short-Fingered Stout" - described as a “bitter and delusional stout with an airy, light-colored head atop a so-so body.”

 

Hailstorm's "Rock Out With Mai Bock Out." Epic pun, great humor, catchy, and you actually know what kind of beer it is.

 

Three Notch'd - Biggie S'mores

 

Horse Piss Beer

 

18th Street- "Bitch B Crazy"

 

Yellow Rose