Bourbon County 2017

Is that a banana in your beer or are your just happy to....

 

Great body, creamy

 

Santorum

 

Thick head, heavy lacing.

 

Bourbon county thread is grosser than the dark lord thread, and we’re discussing neckbeards in spandex (https://www.beeradvocate.com/community/threads/dark-lord-2018.542400/page-14#post-5821565)

2018 is even more messed up than I’d expected.

 

Pffft, the DLD thread's wildness is overrated. We're gonna infect the rest of the board.

 

We haven't reached "make up the grossest variant you can think of" stage yet.

 

Bourbon County and White Castle Had a Proprietary child:

The Bourbon County Slider.

Goes down so slick it doesn't even need chewing despite it's heavy body and chewy mouthfeel.

 

Yes, but how is it different from a regular White Castle slider??

 

Exactly.

Everyone likes that you can't tell your drinking bourbon soaked banana's foster. Now you won't believe you're drinking a White Castle's Slider. It's what everyone's been waiting for.

 

Fair enough. Good point, sir.

 

Prop '15. Beat that.

 

Soooo do they use the actual Dusseldorf mustard or Dusseldorf mustard essence? I hear that's a really tough adjunct to work with.

 

Slider's have Bread, "meat", onions, cheese, and pickle. There's no mustard. This isn't Crystal's. Get the fuck out of here.

 

I think that would qualify as chemical warfare. At least it doesn't have cardamom.

 

First of all, this is 'Merica buster. And in 'Merica I can decorate my suitcase of Whitey's sliders in whatever strangely brownish condiment I see fit. Besides, I enjoy the ketchup and mustard combo that they premix to a pretty brown for you. Secondly, I've never eaten at a Crystal. A man's gotta have standards and whatnot.

 

You had me at suitcase, although I normally order by the sack. Everyone knows a little crave case craving will get you through the late-night hours. -Like when I was working out of Chicago Heights and it was the ghetto Marathon or the White Castle at 2am. White Castle won.

 

With the talk of THC infused beer could you imagine if they did it to Bourbon County? It would be like hipster buzz ball

 

This just makes me want to listen to some Haunting the Chapel. @PhilBallins gets that reference. And I'm surprised no one made a star anise adjunct joke a little earlier. Too much? Too easy? I mean, Santorum got trotted out FFS.