Brews with Strange/Odd Names

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  1. spicoli00

    spicoli00 Defender (643) Jul 6, 2005 Indiana

    from their website, less about meat beating than you think...

    A few weeks later, in September of 1993, we incorporated as Indian Peaks Brewing Company, in honor of the serrated ridges and jagged peaks of the Indian Peaks wilderness that you can see nearby. Then the search for the location was on from Golden to Loveland. In November of that year, home became a former meat packing plant nestled next to the St. Vrain River near downtown Longmont. In just a few weeks, the brewery was starting to take shape, labels were being produced, and kegs and bombers were purchased. The place was hopping. However, the euphoria was quickly sidelined when a conflict of interest surrounding the brewery name surfaced. Indian Peaks was being used by another brewery for a beer style. So, not wanting to start off on the wrong foot, we quickly changed the name of the company to Left Hand, in honor of Chief Niwot, whose tribe wintered in the local area. (The name Left Hand is derived from the southern Arapahoe word “Niwot” meaning left hand.)
     
  2. cjs61679

    cjs61679 Initiate (0) Jun 3, 2013 Massachusetts

    Sounds like a a complicated way of throwing us off the scent...Too many examples of meat beating euphemisms for it to all be a coincidence.
     
  3. spicoli00

    spicoli00 Defender (643) Jul 6, 2005 Indiana

    I predict their next beer name will be named Munchin' Puncher.
     
  4. Hanzo

    Hanzo Initiate (0) Feb 27, 2012 Virginia

    Left Hand Stranger is enough to prove that.
     
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  5. leedorham

    leedorham Defender (696) Apr 27, 2006 Washington

    It doesn't seem like I'm the back-dated one in the scenario you describe.
     
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  6. Stignacious

    Stignacious Defender (621) Aug 24, 2011 New York
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    Horny Goat BC
    Ass Kisser Ales
     
  7. MikeWard

    MikeWard Savant (911) Sep 14, 2011 Pennsylvania

    Moose Drool....Barking Squirrel.......Buffalo Sweat.
     
  8. Jtc2811

    Jtc2811 Aspirant (234) Dec 13, 2011 California
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    Tired hands stuff:

    The light that spills out from the hole in your head

    Yes yes yes killing the ego

    You may feel a burning sensation
     
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  9. ChanChan

    ChanChan Devotee (469) Dec 12, 2009 California
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  10. SFACRKnight

    SFACRKnight Savant (940) Jan 20, 2012 Colorado
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    Trinity has an entire line of beers inspired by office space.
    Oh face
    Red Swingline
    Damn it feels good to be a gangster
    TPS report
     
  11. DelMontiac

    DelMontiac Initiate (0) Oct 22, 2010 Oklahoma

  12. Dakotah

    Dakotah Initiate (0) May 3, 2013 California


    y'ever tried the beer? :confused:
     
  13. broseidon

    broseidon Initiate (0) Oct 17, 2012 Ohio

    Nearly anything from Against the Grain. Aside from Shart Pants aka Shit Jeans, they have such gems as:

    Chamomile Tow, Hoppy Endings, Golden Sower, Kentucky Ryed Chicken, An Ale Pleasure, Citra Ass Down, etc

    How they get away with some of these boggles the mind but they make some good brews so they need to keep doing their thing.
     
  14. Tlab3

    Tlab3 Initiate (162) Apr 20, 2013 Michigan
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    I don't know if people can look it up but Darkhorse brewery is bringing 99 beers to the MBG summer beer fest in Yipsilati, MI and many of those beers have great names. A couple of my favorites: Smells Like a Saftey Meeting, Über Boober (cream ale made with baby formula), Peaches and Creme in my Pants creme ale, Maple Belgian Waffles with no Chicken Brown Ale.
     
  15. Potatocrawler

    Potatocrawler Initiate (0) Jun 12, 2013 Pennsylvania

  16. ipamonster

    ipamonster Initiate (0) Jun 18, 2013 Rhode Island

    Shiftersfull Christmas beer
     
  17. Casey3236

    Casey3236 Defender (642) Sep 14, 2012 Pennsylvania
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    I only discovered berr advocate a couple years ago. Before that, without rating and reviews, I based a lot of beer choices on name. First time I saw Blithering Idiot I had to try it. More recently Ibought a bbottle of Hoptimus Prime just because I loved the name. My new favorite name is Hopsphyxiation. I will want one just for the name. Have you ever bought a beer just because you thought the name was great?
     
  18. utopiajane

    utopiajane Poo-Bah (2,215) Jun 11, 2013 New York

    Yes.
    Old Rasputin Russian Imperial Stout
    Weyerbacher Insanity
    All the "Bastards" from Stone

    I have been noticing the next name I think is cool - psycHOPathy.
     
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  19. bman_85

    bman_85 Initiate (0) Sep 10, 2012 Wisconsin

    Haven't had it yet, but bitchin camero

    <Insert deadmilkmen here>
     
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  20. cubbyswans

    cubbyswans Aspirant (238) Jun 10, 2008 Missouri
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    Ghostface Killah... fuck that beer is painful. I finished it out of spite.
     
  21. JakerLou

    JakerLou Crusader (794) Jan 6, 2013 New Hampshire
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    little sumpin sumpin

    And: Intergalactic Acid
     
  22. FrostyWPG

    FrostyWPG Initiate (0) Dec 31, 2010 Manitoba (Canada)

    Polygamy Porter - Why have just one?
     
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  23. NWer

    NWer Defender (697) Mar 10, 2009 Washington
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    Hop Stoopid. After that, I was hooked.
    Arrogant Bastard was too good to resist too.
     
  24. JISurfer

    JISurfer Poo-Bah (1,650) Dec 10, 2002 Hawaii
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    Justin Blabaer was a great one, the bottle is freakin' hilarious!
     
  25. HighWine

    HighWine Initiate (146) Dec 11, 2010 Illinois
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    Citra Ass Down from Against the Grain
     
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  26. TheBeerAlmanac

    TheBeerAlmanac Savant (967) Mar 3, 2011 Kentucky
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    Lagunitas Sucks. I was pretty disappointed because I wanted a beer that sucked.
     
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  27. Groomsy

    Groomsy Initiate (0) Sep 23, 2010 Kentucky

    Three Floyds has some seriously gnarly names for most of their beers. Namely:

    Permanent Funeral
    Arctic Panzer Wolf
    In the Name of Suffering
    Behemoth
    Dreadnaught
    Zombie Dust
    Blackheart

    For a punk/metal fan like myself, I'm pretty much sold just on the names.
     
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  28. lookrider

    lookrider Zealot (586) Apr 22, 2007 Pennsylvania
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    How about Anchorage's The Tide and its Takers? I also love Dreadnaught and Funk Metal
     
  29. Ri0

    Ri0 Poo-Bah (2,283) Jul 1, 2012 Wisconsin
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    There is one I'd buy for the name.
    Tactical Nuclear Penguin.
     
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  30. Ernest_Hooper

    Ernest_Hooper Initiate (0) Apr 23, 2012 Michigan

    I would buy Bitches Brew just because of the name, but I've never seen it around here.
     
  31. dianimal

    dianimal Initiate (161) Apr 18, 2012 California

    I have family members that share the names of so many of Hill Farmstead's brews, yet I have never had any of these brews. I wouldn't think twice to buy any of them just for their name.
     
  32. KevSal

    KevSal Savant (910) Oct 17, 2010 California
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    This is the one I was thinking about when u saw this thread, all of clown shoes have odd names. You u drink a beer called hoppy feet if you didn't get their schtick? Tramp stamp maybe
     
  33. Ljudsignal

    Ljudsignal Initiate (0) Jul 19, 2013 Massachusetts
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    Most anything BrewDog does (TNP, Sink the Bismarck, 5 O'Clock Saint, Dead Pony Club...the options are plentiful). Most of the Anderson Valley beers as well (Heelch o' Hops, Hop Ottin' IPA, etc.), if only because Boontling is such a bizarre jargon. Framinghammer, although that's less odd than awesome. And finally, Yanjing Beer from China--although the actual characters for the beer are 嬊京啤酒, in the absence of proper tone indicators the name is homophonous with 眼睛啤酒...which translates roughly to "eyeball beer" :p
     
  34. musicman7070

    musicman7070 Disciple (357) Aug 26, 2012 New Jersey
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  35. crazyfoMostout

    crazyfoMostout Initiate (0) May 16, 2013 Missouri

  36. crazyfoMostout

    crazyfoMostout Initiate (0) May 16, 2013 Missouri

    Mother brewing from Springfield, Mo has a BA Imp. stout named MILF
     
  37. KelsoSaaz

    KelsoSaaz Initiate (0) Jan 24, 2013 Maine

    Most beers from New England Brewing
     
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  38. mverity

    mverity Defender (669) Oct 6, 2012 Florida
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  39. mverity

    mverity Defender (669) Oct 6, 2012 Florida
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