Brews with Strange/Odd Names

from their website, less about meat beating than you think...

A few weeks later, in September of 1993, we incorporated as Indian Peaks Brewing Company, in honor of the serrated ridges and jagged peaks of the Indian Peaks wilderness that you can see nearby. Then the search for the location was on from Golden to Loveland. In November of that year, home became a former meat packing plant nestled next to the St. Vrain River near downtown Longmont. In just a few weeks, the brewery was starting to take shape, labels were being produced, and kegs and bombers were purchased. The place was hopping. However, the euphoria was quickly sidelined when a conflict of interest surrounding the brewery name surfaced. Indian Peaks was being used by another brewery for a beer style. So, not wanting to start off on the wrong foot, we quickly changed the name of the company to Left Hand, in honor of Chief Niwot, whose tribe wintered in the local area. (The name Left Hand is derived from the southern Arapahoe word “Niwot” meaning left hand.)

 

Sounds like a a complicated way of throwing us off the scent...Too many examples of meat beating euphemisms for it to all be a coincidence.

 

I predict their next beer name will be named Munchin' Puncher.

 

Left Hand Stranger is enough to prove that.

 

It doesn't seem like I'm the back-dated one in the scenario you describe.

 

http://beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/559/82621

 

Horny Goat BC
Ass Kisser Ales

 

Moose Drool....Barking Squirrel.......Buffalo Sweat.

 

Tired hands stuff:

The light that spills out from the hole in your head

Yes yes yes killing the ego

You may feel a burning sensation

 

I hear that regardless of gender this is currently popular with the hipster crowd!!

 

Trinity has an entire line of beers inspired by office space.
Oh face
Red Swingline
Damn it feels good to be a gangster
TPS report

 

Not sure about the quality of this establishment, but it's got, um...character I guess.
http://beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/24679

 

y'ever tried the beer?

 

Nearly anything from Against the Grain. Aside from Shart Pants aka Shit Jeans, they have such gems as:

Chamomile Tow, Hoppy Endings, Golden Sower, Kentucky Ryed Chicken, An Ale Pleasure, Citra Ass Down, etc

How they get away with some of these boggles the mind but they make some good brews so they need to keep doing their thing.

 

I don't know if people can look it up but Darkhorse brewery is bringing 99 beers to the MBG summer beer fest in Yipsilati, MI and many of those beers have great names. A couple of my favorites: Smells Like a Saftey Meeting, Über Boober (cream ale made with baby formula), Peaches and Creme in my Pants creme ale, Maple Belgian Waffles with no Chicken Brown Ale.

 

Pearl Necklace by Flying Dog.

 

Shiftersfull Christmas beer

 

I only discovered berr advocate a couple years ago. Before that, without rating and reviews, I based a lot of beer choices on name. First time I saw Blithering Idiot I had to try it. More recently Ibought a bbottle of Hoptimus Prime just because I loved the name. My new favorite name is Hopsphyxiation. I will want one just for the name. Have you ever bought a beer just because you thought the name was great?

 

Yes.
Old Rasputin Russian Imperial Stout
Weyerbacher Insanity
All the "Bastards" from Stone

I have been noticing the next name I think is cool - psycHOPathy.

 

Haven't had it yet, but bitchin camero

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