Bruery's OR XATA

Blondes aren't known for their bodies? I kid I kid.

 

White Chocolate + Cinnamon? Would probably be good, but that doesn't mean this isn't.

 

Orchata is a thick, hearty beverage. Replicating it as a beer would suggest that a thick body would matter (that's why they added lactose, after all -- no milk in real orchata). This is what I'm saying.

 

I appreciate that this isn't another huge 15% $30 beer. I see your point about horchata having a thicker body, and you may have expected that, but I don't think it was intended to be thick. For me it is a nice twist on a summer beer even.

 

I'm kind of surprised that The Bruery failed to make a beer thick. Isn't that the first sign of the Apocalypse?

 

I love The Bruery, but I couldn't resist.

 

*eyes roll into back of head, voice deepens*

And rivers shall run red with blood, and the devil shall walk the Earth, spewing Mother Funker upon the souls of the damned.

 

On this point we very much agree. It's a fun summer beer, and it's not pricey. But it shouldn't be blowing up the trade boards, and getting a ton if you aren't going to drink them quick would be a mistake.

 

That's odd. Most of the blondes I know are well known for their bodies.