CEO for the Day

I'd go run Great Lakes for a day and have the brewmaster whip up a scotch ale, meet with the lawyers and sign a binding agreement that the scotch ale must be a year round offering from this day forward.

 

Everything stays in conditioning at least an extra week.

 

I want to be a CEO of any brewery that doesnt put bottling/canning dates on their beer and make them do it!

 

As CEO for the day at AB Inbev I would announce a partnership with other big beer companies and create a branded seal that states "Authentic Non-Craft" which would be added to all BMC products and all of the other fake knock'off beers that everybody perceives as craft beer like Blue Moon, ShockTop, Leinenkugal's, etc....

This would help educate the people and deter the false product tactics that are growing!

 

I'd run Stone Brewing for one day. I wouldn't change anything (well, other than I'd bring back Levitation......) I just think it's very unfair that they get to hog the moniker "Arrogant Bastard". I'm clearly the most arrogant bastard I have ever met.

 

Great. But what makes you think Budweiser/InBev is any different from any other cartel? When one is eliminated, another is ready, willing and able to take its place....almost immediately.

 

While I'm not a Bud fan, the masses have spoken and it's here to stay. Simple supply and demand. I think it's ridiculous to post this just because you don't like it. If Bud sucked that bad they'd have gone out of business long ago. I'm sure most Bud drinkers wouldn't like the beers you enjoy.

 

Id run Hill Farmstead and spend the day in the cellar with the door locked, sampling the products.

 

I would choose to be the CEO of the company that makes 4/6 pack holders, and I would announce that we were no longer making 4-pack holders. Then I would have the 4-pack holder equipment destroyed, so that never more would they plague our fair planet.

Cheers!