Classic beer quote:

"Lambic fuck me up" - My insanely lightweight girlfriend that rarely drinks alcohol drinking Rose de Gambrinus.

 

"If you can wash your hands, you can brew beer."

 

"Charlie Murphay!!"

 

Something I overheard at work a couple years ago:

"That's a great bar, they have PBR on tap!"

 

I was sitting at the bar waiting for my buddy to show. He slowly saunters in, and I say, "pull up a beer."

 

"Lets stop for one. "
my buddy from work, after 30+ years, I don't think we've ever just had one.

 

My nieces all have reacted the same way to stuff like St. Bernardus ABT12 ....they were woooing by the end of one snifter like it. Classic!

 

"Its not peer pressure its just your turn"

 

I heard this today at the store I work at
"It's Allagash White Ale. It's from Portalnd, Maine. I wish it was from Portland, Oregon though... But what can you do?"

 

"May I have your attention please! You have 10 minutes to drink up and get the hell outta here!" -Maxine's Tap Room, Fayetteville, AR

 

"Save water, drink beer!"

 

"Hold my beer and watch this."

 

Yes! And the origin of the hipster dufus resurgence of PBR.

 

"Tip that shit back ************, I've been drinkin' this shit all night!"

 

If I'm drinking with my buddies and we're drinking beers that don't require you to "experience" them (beers that are regularly available), if I notice their glasses are a little too full (compared to mine, of course), I kindly deride them...

"Didn't realize you were a nursing major. I'm in need of a prostate exam. Would you be so kind?"

Or, if we're drinking while playing Settlers of Catan (*when, not if)...

"NO, I DON'T WANT YOUR FUCKING SHEEP!"

 

Favorite real quote:

"Wine is but single broth; ale is meat, drink, and cloth."

Still trying to think of a funny one...

 

Said by my friend who is marginally into craft beer when he wanted to trade with me: "If it's not bud, miller or coors it's all kind of the same stuff in terms of quality and price." He wanted to trade me two harpoon summers for a parabola. Duh fuck outta hea!

 

oy...

 

Years ago at Mardi Gras we were on our way into an establishment on Bourbon Street at around 4 am. I look back to see my friend having a heated conversation with the bouncer at the front door. Going back to check on the situation, I arrive just in time to hear him say
" I CAN'T be too drunk, I still have THESE!" to which he holds up 2 drinks he has yet to finish.

 

I only drink and drive when I'm mowing the lawn.