Considering a goodbye bottleshare/party

I've met some good people on here, and I have mentioned to some I was considering moving to Colorado. Well that time has come, but unfortunately I live up in the middle of nowhere. I have been lucky to travel to 44 states, and pick up some beers along the way. On April 28th, I am considering opening up some of that haul.
Pretty much all my weak beer is gone, so everything starts at 8% ABV or more unless I have sours that are less, as my cellar I have been basically working from the bottom up. I probably would also make a bunch of chickens on a rotisserie or something else depending on what people want, maybe some cheese for out of state people, and a large empty house where you could put a sleeping bag or what have you to sleep. My cellar has 563 different bottles of beer in it, mostly bombers. I do have some whales, which in the past I have been reluctant to open because they are hard to get in this region. I intend to open one for every whale others bring to this potential tasting.
I live in Berlin, Wisconsin and if you Google it, it is indeed in the middle of no where. I thought I would post this to gage some interest and if you plan accordingly, you could also probably get to Central Waters and the very large O'so taproom (40 beers from across the state I believe). I have also the Brandy Barrel Goldilocks and Fourteen Fourteen as well.
Otherwise even if I'm on this site, I probably will be lingering in the mountain region boards.