Crushable Stouts?

Just tried NEBCO Session Stout. Extremely good and very drinkable at 4.7.
Highly recommend it.

 

Are we talking about Stouts or Imperial Stouts. I've never had an Imperial Stout that was "crushable" but many Stouts that were. They were 2 different styles the last time i looked.

 

Xocoveza instantly comes to mind. I have to mentally stop myself from hammering a six pack. It's just so damn good.

 

Modern Times Black House w/Coconut and Cocoa Nibs....so so so easy to drink.

 

Tall Grass Buffalo Sweat get my vote.

 

Pfft, those watery things are yesterday's news; imperial or nothing, baby!

 

I thought we all agreed that the term "crushable" was banned on this site, unless you are still in high school crushing some mountain dews.

 

Drinking two Kbs is probably equal to a solo bottle of wine, 3 I bet a sweet hangover and a year before you can look at a Kbs bottle without getting queasy. After 7/8 % having multiples of anything takes a bit of thought if your out.

 

Sam Smith Organic Chocolate

 

60% of the content of this thread, including the OP's post, is ridiculous. This reminds me of a thread a few weeks ago where someone said that BOMB! was the best, go-to, easily available, easy drinking daily stout of choice for them. The reactions, of course, were roughly equivalent to this thread, namely or .

I'll try to restore some sanity here with these truly "crushable" stouts, that I could drink all day:
Guinness Draught
Murphy's
Harpoon Boston Irish Stout (unfortunately taproom only; it's one of Harpoon's best brews IMO)

Honorable mention beers I can squarely enjoy 2 or 3 of before not wanting to continue:
Left Hand Milk Stout (Nitro)
Guinness Extra Stout
Sierra Nevada Stout
New Glarus Coffee Stout
Samuel Smith's Oatmeal Stout

 

My vote goes to Guinness

 

Baxters Window Seat or FiddleHead HoDad

 

The two that come to mind for me are Old Rasputin and FBS.

 

You can crush anything that you put your mind to! DFH 120 Minute, no problem! Just dump it into your trusty beer funnel and make sure to have 911 on speed dial.

Seriously, though. I second the notion that "crushable" be added to the list of words that should not be uttered on BA. What are we, a bunch of drunk college students? (I actually am a drunk college student, but that's besides the point.)

 

Carton - Carton of Milk
Kane - Port Omna Coconut
Otter Creek - Couch Surfer

 

Dark Horse Plead the 5th with about 6 months - a year of time on it.

 

Man, was I surprised when I had this beer last month - what an outstanding brew! As a big stout fan, I can say with confidence this is a top 3 or 4 stout

 

Saint Ambroise Oatmeal Stout and Obsidian are the first two that come to mind, but to call a stout "crushable" is an exaggeration. Grab a can of Ten Fidy and shotgun it and let's see how you are after one or two. That's crushing a beer.

 

I'm not sure how KBS is "crushable" either... this post is just goofy. Is Dark Lord "crushable" too? haha



but for the sake of participating I'll go with Lion stout- very easy to drink and has some lager like characteristics (higher abv too.)

 

Yeah I dont' get it either. We might as well be talking about the easiest imperial stout to beer bong: = none of them