Crushable Stouts?

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  1. dcotom

    dcotom Grand High Pooh-Bah (6,637) Aug 4, 2014 Iowa
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    OB Death by Coconut. Alternatively, Ten FIDY with a shot of Stoli Chocolat-Kokonut vodka dumped into it.
     
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  2. Squire

    Squire Grand Pooh-Bah (4,385) Jul 16, 2015 Mississippi
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    For me crushing an Old Rasputin Imperial Stout would be like speed eating through a Porterhouse Steak. Seems to serve no purpose other than to say it was done.
     
    #62 Squire, Jun 1, 2016
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  3. dennis3951

    dennis3951 Initiate (0) Mar 6, 2008 New Jersey

    In that case Dogfish Head World Wide Stout!:stuck_out_tongue:
     
    #63 dennis3951, Jun 1, 2016
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  4. KBlodorn

    KBlodorn Pundit (920) Oct 3, 2014 Ohio
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    Man, that'd be fun though haha.. Slip n Slide RIS beer pong
     
    #64 KBlodorn, Jun 1, 2016
  5. NizzleEGizzle

    NizzleEGizzle Savant (1,055) Feb 25, 2015 New York
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    Stouts?! Rookies.

    When I'm looking to crush some malted beverages, I'm going straight to the Highlands! Speyside or bust, baby!
     
    #65 NizzleEGizzle, Jun 1, 2016
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  6. TheEpeeist

    TheEpeeist Maven (1,434) Nov 5, 2008 Virginia
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    Lion Stout
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  7. brewskifan55

    brewskifan55 Initiate (0) May 17, 2011 Mississippi

    Rogue Double Chocolate Stout, Samuel Smith's Organic Chocolate Stout, Abita Bourbon Street Stout, Obsidian, Yeti Chocolate Oak Aged.
     
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  8. goldenhopdevil

    goldenhopdevil Devotee (353) Jul 1, 2009 Pennsylvania

    I can only assume that anyone who describes imperial stouts as crushable consumes approximately 95% of their calories through pizza and beer and also avoids steps and hills at all costs. What a dumb thread.
     
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  9. jkearns33168

    jkearns33168 Devotee (300) Feb 10, 2015 New Jersey

    Carton of Milk 4% and tasty.
     
    #69 jkearns33168, Jun 1, 2016
  10. PatrickCT

    PatrickCT Grand Pooh-Bah (3,776) Feb 18, 2015 Connecticut

    "Jesus, please protect us from your followers."
     
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  11. tylerstravis

    tylerstravis Pooh-Bah (2,487) Feb 14, 2014 Colorado
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    Comrade's Koffee Kream Stout FTW.
     
    #71 tylerstravis, Jun 1, 2016
  12. lambpasty

    lambpasty Initiate (0) May 3, 2013 New Hampshire

    FSW Velvet Merkin
     
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  13. AugustWest1

    AugustWest1 Initiate (0) Feb 23, 2016 Texas

    I had my first Ozark cream stout a couple of weeks ago. Excellent beer!!
     
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  14. Chcshammonde

    Chcshammonde Initiate (0) Sep 20, 2014 California

    Hah, some fun replies here. Also many (expected) snooty and condescending posts. Love you BA!

    I suppose "crushable" may not be the appropriate term in which to describe my consuption of the beers I referred to.

    However, "Stouts that go down relatively quickly because I enjoy them immensely and they taste real good and have a medium mouthfeel in comparison to other, thicker offerings that I similarly enjoy but take much longer to drink" wouldn't be an appropriate thread title.
     
    #74 Chcshammonde, Jun 1, 2016
  15. cl3

    cl3 Savant (1,244) Aug 16, 2013 Wisconsin
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    It never is.
     
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  16. zid

    zid Grand Pooh-Bah (3,132) Feb 15, 2010 New York
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    Since it hasn't been mentioned yet, I'll add Central Waters Mudpuppy Porter.
     
    #76 zid, Jun 1, 2016
  17. GreatStoutman

    GreatStoutman Maven (1,486) Jan 5, 2016 Texas
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    Lots of eye-rolling in this thread, but I can relate to the OP. I love stouts and legitimately have to hold myself back from drinking a lot of big beers too fast. And yeah, KBS is one of them. The most 'crushable' though, that's probably Bomb!, just because its so delicious I don't want to stop... in fact I want one right now but this having a job thing keeps getting in the way.
     
    #77 GreatStoutman, Jun 1, 2016
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  18. Jaysusthesavior

    Jaysusthesavior Initiate (187) Nov 14, 2013 California

    Guinness is pretty damn crushable. A few months back i drank like 5 of them even after having 8 other craft beers during the day.

    On the other hand, i drank a full bottle of Huna 2016 and it was so delicious at the moment it was hard putting my glass down. Didn't take long to drink and i could have easily drank another bottle right after. So good. I would consider it crushable for my preference.
     
    #78 Jaysusthesavior, Jun 1, 2016
  19. Sir_Whats-his-face

    Sir_Whats-his-face Initiate (0) Mar 2, 2015 Oregon

    Any beer can be crushable if you believe in yourself.
     
    #79 Sir_Whats-his-face, Jun 2, 2016
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  20. SweetChicken

    SweetChicken Initiate (0) Nov 5, 2011 Massachusetts
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    Onyx Coffee Stout
     
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