Crushable Stouts?

Well I'm going with a proven crushable stout, Founders Breakfast Stout on a cool FBS Saturday morning tailgating pre-gaming for the game..best games ever

 

I think lower abv stouts are one of the most underrated styles out there. Love me some Guinness extra, Murphy's, and so on.

Voodoo just did a barrel aged version of their breakfast stout (5-6%) and that's such a cool beer

 

This one was extremely crushable when it was available, perhaps the first session stout: https://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/31678/94114/

 

By crushable i'm going to assume you mean easy to drink. On a large scale production Left Hand Stout on tap. Black Butte Porter from Deschutes (if we are counting porters). Limited scale, last year Wicked Weeds S'mores tasted so much like a S'mores, well, it was easy to crush.

 

I've seen TenFidy shotgunned. Pretty impressive.

 

hear ! hear !

 

Sierra Nevada Stout and Porter
Sam Smith Oatmeal Stout is easy at 7%
Otter Creek Couch Surfer
Two Roads Pachamama Porter
Stone Coffee Milk Stout.

And Founders RIS is scary and dangerous how tasty and was to drink it is at that abv

 

I'd projectile vomit or would have to already be rather lit.

 

Xocovesa shouldn't be as easy drinking as it is

 

Bells Kalamazoo amazingly underrated beer

 

Empire Black Magic Stout. It's a dry Irish stout, with 4.8% abv. I was pleasantly surprised by it, after having some of Empire's other offerings.
Gave it a 3.88.
https://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/1398/2247/

 

The taste could convince me that it could be shotgunned, but it's so, so, thick...

 

Meaning that their beers are terrible? Because they most certainly are.