Dark Lord (2018)

A shit ton by definition seems likes it’s limited to be one unit ton of weight. A crap load doesn’t have a weight specification and thus could be as large as the capabilities of the vessel hauling the load.

 

Quick maths

 

That's a load of crap.

 

Based on my own research, a shit ton is on average about 4.6 Courics more than a crap load.

 

I had no idea that my comment mentioning a shit ton would evolve into this. Or should I say devolve into this? Who am I kidding? This is the annual DLD thread. Carry on.

 

I would be shocked if they got rid of DLD.

You meant metric Courics though, right?

 

Is a metric Couric larger than a standard one?

Also the largest unit of shit is still Bono.

 

buttload * 10 = 1 butt ton

butt ton * 10 = 1 assload

assload * 10 = 1 asston

asston * 10 = 1 shitload

shitload * 10 = 1 shitton

shitton * 10 = 1 fuckload

fuckload * 10 = 1 fuckton

A crap load is just another way to say a shit load, therefore a shit ton is 10 times bigger than a crap load.

 

As always I appreciate your knowledge, research, and dedication to this forum.

 

butt ton * 10 = 1 assload

assload * 10 = 1 asston

asston * 10 = 1 shitload

shitload * 10 = 1 shitton

shitton * 10 = 1 fuckload

fuckload * 10 = 1 fuckton

fuckton* 10 = 1 butt ton

Discuss

 

Finally locked down my mule for life, and decided to open this variant on our vacation in Hawaii:


It's drinking pretty incredible. The moment I popped it open, it smelled like bourbon boozy marshmallows. So sticky and thick as it warmed. Yet pillowy soft mouthfeel too somehow. Just a perfect beer.

 

Congratulations!

 

Congratulations! Cheers!

 

Nicely done! I’m proud of you, son.

It is important to realize that mules love karats.

In all seriousness, congratulations! Treat her well, and enjoy a lifetime of marital bliss.

 

Congrats! She must truly understand your passion for beer advocacy when you go to take an engagement photo and the beer takes center stage....

 

Congratulations! That picture is worth more than that beer. Great shot! Hawaii is incredible and there is some descent offerings from Kona Brewing, Maui Brewing and Waikiki Brewing.

I’m popping the question this weekend and am like a duck on the pond. Got so many other thoughts going through my mind, havnt even thought about what I should open to celebrate (That is if she says yes. Otherwise the question then is: What wouldn’t I open?)

 

Call me old-fashioned or just plain old, but I’ve always been of the belief that the wedding day is all about the bride. The groom is merely an accessory on that day. The proposal, however, is the groom’s day to shine. Looks like you done good, @eppie82

 

This DLD thread has really taken a sappy turn...

 

I fear the Dark Lord will be furious with me for doing that.

 

Damn, too many guys getting engaged and bringing more m

Your run of getting a Handjee at DLD may be over...I'll let someone else take the rest of that joke.