Dark Lord Day 2016

No one has mentioned what music the DJ will be playing.

 

You guys ruined it.

"Variants will be handed out first come first served. We apologize for the misprint. #DLD2016"

 

"Elephant rides"?


Sounds like a euphemism to me!

*insert Archer "phrasing" meme here*

 

Will bringing an elephant get me invited to better bottle shares? If yes, I will bring mine, instead of my daughter.

 

Now I just need to predict myself into getting a good variant in Group C. Cheers all!

 

The interesting part is people are assuming the French Vanilla is going to be awesome. It might suck. The wine variants are pretty intriguing, hoping to get some on tap before my group.

 

my reply to this is nsfw

what time is the alien mothership landing?

 

i don't know but remember to bring your certified service elephant because they won't just let any elephant in.

 

Bring both and I think you'll have the run of the place.

As someone who has a couple pre-school daughters, I'm disgusted that I made that comment, but I just couldn't help it.

 

The Dark Lord apologizes? Since when does the Dark Lord apologize for anything?

 

Don't be silly. No one actually drinks vanilla-variant DL -- they're strictly for sitting on to gauge how many whales the owners can score with them.

 

He needs to use your guest pass to get in and its variant is preselected, Dwarven Power Bottom

 

If you want your breakfast to go there is a new Starbucks just south of the Hampton Inn on your way to FFF.

 

Oh, hello.

 

Thats more like it. The lake is in the lower 40s. If the wind switches from a more northernly direction, it could get a bit colder.

 

Ugh.

 

At this point I just have the attitude of "Bring on the rain!" I have my Frogg Toggs and boots ready to go, and after last year I don't care any more. If I was able to have a blast at 2015 DLD, I will have a blast at any DLD!

 

I'm surprised there isn't a bigger emphasis being put on by FFF to promote this as the DLD + XX party

 

Just as long as my fingers are not so cold that I can't feel the beer in my hand.

 

I was "prepared" for the weather last year. This year I'll be much more "prepared."