Dark Lord Day (2019)

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  1. Narthax

    Narthax Maven (1,384) Mar 23, 2014 Texas
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    You know, they had both Trump and Pump and Spaceforce come out before those were both things. I'm curious which variant name this year will predict the future...
     
    #841 Narthax, Mar 27, 2019
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  2. spicoli00

    spicoli00 Pooh-Bah (2,305) Jul 6, 2005 Indiana
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    Singularity Protocol, you don't drink the variant, the variant drinks you.
     
    #842 spicoli00, Mar 27, 2019
  3. JoeSpartan22

    JoeSpartan22 Devotee (314) Apr 23, 2017 Illinois

    No, that's Dark Lord aged in Russian vodka barrels, and it's called Yakov Smirnoff.
     
    #843 JoeSpartan22, Mar 27, 2019
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  4. HouseofWortship

    HouseofWortship Pooh-Bah (2,735) May 3, 2016 Illinois
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    Trump declared his candidacy in 2015, Trump and Pump came out in 2016.

    Trump first proposed Spaceforce in March 2018, the beer came out in May 2018.
     
    #844 HouseofWortship, Mar 27, 2019
  5. HouseofWortship

    HouseofWortship Pooh-Bah (2,735) May 3, 2016 Illinois
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    That's right. Then what is Molotov Handjee?
     
    #845 HouseofWortship, Mar 27, 2019
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  6. HouseofWortship

    HouseofWortship Pooh-Bah (2,735) May 3, 2016 Illinois
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    They just released the first 2019 variant details: The Smoeller Report- Dark Lord aged in Pappy Barrels with Saffron and Vanilla...or is it? You'll never be able to prove it one way or the other.
     
    #846 HouseofWortship, Mar 27, 2019
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  7. JoeSpartan22

    JoeSpartan22 Devotee (314) Apr 23, 2017 Illinois

    Aged in Finlandia barrels with yellow snow.
     
    #847 JoeSpartan22, Mar 27, 2019
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  8. Quilentro

    Quilentro Maven (1,398) May 12, 2017 Illinois
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    @HouseofWortship, mind and body ablaze with the pain of lupine transformation, shouts out vile curses to his natural enemy, promising rent spleens and archaic pox.

    Had he spent more time in his local arcane library, he would know that @Quilentro ‘s whiskey-saturated form was immune to all known diseases, pain, and the limiting trappings of logic and reason.

    Indeed, as the Wolf Slayer Reborn strode across the whale carcass strewn field, he would hold out his chalice, seeking fuel from his fans and admirers - as long as rare barrel-aged elixir flowed through his veins, he would be veritably invincible.

    Watching from the shadows, the Dark Lord was pleased.
     
    #848 Quilentro, Mar 27, 2019
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  9. HouseofWortship

    HouseofWortship Pooh-Bah (2,735) May 3, 2016 Illinois
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    I roll a 5 and cast "Crack the Skye". @Quilentro 's soul is ripped in two as half becomes barrel aged and the other half just gets blended with coffee that had previously been aged in barrels.
     
    #849 HouseofWortship, Mar 27, 2019
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  10. kort27

    kort27 Zealot (614) Apr 23, 2009 Illinois
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    The most funliest of everything at DLD, to me, is the bottle share - in the line to get in, in the food and beer lines, inside the portapotties, etc. For those coming to DLD for the first time - PLEASE bring beer to share. It doesn't have to be the whaliest of whales ... but SOMETHING. In every line I was in last year, I was the only one sharing beers. To the point where I had to give people glasses just so they could try my beers.

    This is selfish on my part, because the share is the thing that I enjoy the most - I do realize there are people that don't bring beer in and never have and probably never will. Just consider it is all I ask - it will make all of your wildest dreams come true.
     
    #850 kort27, Mar 27, 2019
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  11. HouseofWortship

    HouseofWortship Pooh-Bah (2,735) May 3, 2016 Illinois
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    :poop:
     
    #851 HouseofWortship, Mar 27, 2019
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  12. Quilentro

    Quilentro Maven (1,398) May 12, 2017 Illinois
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    Come find my crew (or my coffee bean doppelgänger’s crew) and hold out your vessel. Your cupeth will overflow, and you will cry out “please, no more!” and then a large bearded man will soothe you and give you pedialyte.
     
    #852 Quilentro, Mar 27, 2019
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  13. Grave252

    Grave252 Initiate (0) Mar 12, 2017 Minnesota
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    Last year was my first DLD. The sharing component was easily the best part. It's fun to just walk up to a circle of people and offer some of your beer, and most are willing to reciprocate that. It's great to drink locals from breweries I have never heard of. People can chase whales all they want, but it's a near lock that the best beer you have at DLD is not a beer you were seeking out, but rather something offered to you from a place you have never heard of.
     
    #853 Grave252, Mar 27, 2019
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  14. JoeSpartan22

    JoeSpartan22 Devotee (314) Apr 23, 2017 Illinois

    FTFY.

    But yes, sharing is caring. Even if you just buy something from the taps and pass a little out to the poor souls stuck in line as you wander back to your group.

    And on third thought, EVERYBODY BRING A DAMN GLASS (or cup). The "sticky hands cuvee" isn't great once you start picking up pocket lint and gravel dust. And others might, but I'm sure as hell not "baby-birding" for you.
     
    #854 JoeSpartan22, Mar 27, 2019
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  15. midmichmatt

    midmichmatt Zealot (540) Mar 22, 2015 Michigan
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    Whoa.
    That was a long time between posts. Good thing I saw it.

    Don’t forget to pack sunscreen this year
     
    #855 midmichmatt, Mar 28, 2019
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  16. gibson584

    gibson584 Crusader (480) Dec 11, 2010 Kentucky
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    If you pack sunscreen, the dark lord will laugh and bring rain. He wants your flesh to glow red like the blood of his enemies.
     
    #856 gibson584, Mar 28, 2019
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  17. Quilentro

    Quilentro Maven (1,398) May 12, 2017 Illinois
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    @midmichmatt - are you with the wolves, or with the sharks?

    If the latter, I’ll expect you to countercast “Spirit Cuvée” - with any luck, my coffee and BA split soul will grab up some poor bloke’s boring vanilla soul, and I’ll come back even stronger.

    @Zoomslowik - next time @HouseofWortship begins a lame dog incantation, please interrupt his cast with a glass of water to the face and a carefully crafted zinger.

    I’d recommend “you forgot to drink the rinse! [splish]”
     
    #857 Quilentro, Mar 28, 2019
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  18. spicoli00

    spicoli00 Pooh-Bah (2,305) Jul 6, 2005 Indiana
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    What time does wu-tang go on?
     
    #858 spicoli00, Mar 28, 2019
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  19. HouseofWortship

    HouseofWortship Pooh-Bah (2,735) May 3, 2016 Illinois
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    Quilentro has been blessed with "FFF infection refund gift card." +666 to soul restoration.
     
    #859 HouseofWortship, Mar 28, 2019
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  20. Quilentro

    Quilentro Maven (1,398) May 12, 2017 Illinois
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    Hip-Hop-Tent-o’clock
     
    #860 Quilentro, Mar 28, 2019
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