Dark Lord Day (2019)

Discussion in 'Great Lakes' started by Quilentro, May 16, 2018.

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  1. spicoli00

    spicoli00 Pooh-Bah (2,305) Jul 6, 2005 Indiana
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    500 year flood plane and all...the little calumet is definitely ready to bust the levees
     
  2. Rkitchen

    Rkitchen Pundit (858) Feb 18, 2017 Michigan
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    I can’t believe Handjee and Chemtrail aren’t on the variant list this year. Brutal. FFF has cornered the wine barrel market.
     
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  3. Sabtos

    Sabtos Grand High Pooh-Bah (7,920) Dec 15, 2015 Ohio
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    #sourdarklord
     
  4. midmichmatt

    midmichmatt Zealot (540) Mar 22, 2015 Michigan
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    depends which route you take
     
  5. Jmorey

    Jmorey Initiate (0) Feb 10, 2015 Michigan

    202 miles from the lansing airport

    :slight_smile:
     
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  6. HouseofWortship

    HouseofWortship Pooh-Bah (2,735) May 3, 2016 Illinois
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    Uhh, no. It's in the town behind the brewpub.
     
  7. toolbrew

    toolbrew Pooh-Bah (1,600) Feb 26, 2008 Indiana
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    Lansing, Michigan’s airport is 202 milezzzz (like in Tommy Boy) from FFF.
     
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  8. Dactrius

    Dactrius Pooh-Bah (2,523) Apr 23, 2012 Caribbean Netherlands
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    Speaking of Lansing, we're staying in the Holiday Inn Express Lansing (Illinois, not Michigan). I assume they usually have shuttles running and I don't need to worry about having to find an Uber? This is our first year not staying in one of those Hammond Marriotts....just too pricey this time.
     
  9. spicoli00

    spicoli00 Pooh-Bah (2,305) Jul 6, 2005 Indiana
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    take the helicopter and land on the brewery helipad.
     
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  10. spicoli00

    spicoli00 Pooh-Bah (2,305) Jul 6, 2005 Indiana
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    new variant posted, Safeword: Justin Bieber, peanut butter and grape jelly darklord aged in muscat barrels.
     
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  11. Quilentro

    Quilentro Maven (1,398) May 12, 2017 Illinois
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    Can someone contact a reporter in The Region to see if s/he will start a weekly column asking locals on their thoughts of Dark Lord Day.

    Bonus points if they quote from this forum to help prompt reactions.
     
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  12. spicoli00

    spicoli00 Pooh-Bah (2,305) Jul 6, 2005 Indiana
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    Dark lord thoughts: I farted fire in your general direction. The beef jerky at fff is very good.
     
  13. spicoli00

    spicoli00 Pooh-Bah (2,305) Jul 6, 2005 Indiana
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    Dark lord thoughts: goats don’t really smell that good
     
  14. Jmorey

    Jmorey Initiate (0) Feb 10, 2015 Michigan

    Variant
    Hawaiian Bra
    Dark Lord with a ridiculous amount of toasted coconut (how much is too much? Then add more) aged in rum barrels.

    Variant
    Look at the Mounds on that One
    Dark Lord again with a ridiculous amount of toasted coconut AND almonds aged in bourbon barrels.

    Just kidding, the first one is just me drinking coconut captains and the second is me melting down a mounds bar and injecting it. #homebrew
     
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  15. Jmorey

    Jmorey Initiate (0) Feb 10, 2015 Michigan

    Variant
    Don't get your Hypes up
    Rarest DL Variant possible. Double Handjee that was baby birded to someone that just drank straight vanilla extract and then spit into a bottle. 5 available. Comes in 2oz vial only.
     
  16. Sabtos

    Sabtos Grand High Pooh-Bah (7,920) Dec 15, 2015 Ohio
    BA4LYFE Society Pooh-Bah Trader

    + pineapple and banana and you're getting warmer.
     
  17. HouseofWortship

    HouseofWortship Pooh-Bah (2,735) May 3, 2016 Illinois
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    New Variant Announced: Baller 2.0- Our monstrous blend of our heavyweight Marshmallow Handjee mixed in with ungodly amounts of Bottle Logic Fundamental Observation, demonic Toppling Goliath KBBS, and undead Perrennial BA Abraxas.
     
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  18. Quilentro

    Quilentro Maven (1,398) May 12, 2017 Illinois
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    Regular abraxas is better than BA Abraxas.
     
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  19. midmichmatt

    midmichmatt Zealot (540) Mar 22, 2015 Michigan
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    i take back what i said.
    i'm a wolf.
    BAA is alpha.
     
  20. Quilentro

    Quilentro Maven (1,398) May 12, 2017 Illinois
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    Yeah, like a wolf you hunger for anything that BAAs.
     
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