Dark Lord Day (2019)

Shouldn't be too big of an adjustment going from growler to "howler".

 

Ooof no

 

Yeah, that's the one that convinced me for sure this list is a joke. After the reception that Turtledogg got, they're going to use barrels from an even peatier Scotch, and then dump some rauchbier in on top of it? They might as well dump some campfire ashes in to cut some of the smokiness.

 

Turtledogg came a year after Dia Oscuro. If they'd have kept the "cool" name it'd probably have been less openly criticized.

But now that you've suggested it sounds like a joke, and given even further excellent suggestion, only cements this will indeed be a 2019 variant.

 

Also...how the fuck do you barrel age orange zest

 

My first thought would be by putting orange zest in a barrel.....

Sorry, someone had to say it

 

Occam's Razor says you're right.

 

Mind blown.

 

So this will be my first DLD. Going with a group of 7. Should be a good time followed by a terrible time on Sunday. For anyone who has gone under a brewer pass in the past, I know that you don't get an allotment, but are you able to bring beer to share in? One in our group is attending under a pass and wants to bring share ammo in.

 

yas

 

Yes. And prob more than the bullshit 72oz

 

WARNING: FACTUAL INFORMATION AHEAD!
The entire point of the Dark Lord thread is that one never needs to say "unsubstantiated rumor" in one's post.

I think you just answered your own question. And by that I clearly mean your ears.

 

It would be a good warm up for the interpretive dance off.
Wouldn’t want to throw our old beer filled bodies out of whack. Fungshi zen kung-fu downward babyshark dodododod

 

WHO YOU CALLING OLD

Also, yeah ... i'm old. I screwed me knee up unloading mulch (and it was previously screwed up from being old)

 

I'm just hoping I don't hurt my back in the next month or so that could hinder my DLD experience. #oldguys

 

could give you an excuse to ride a rascal around the festival

 

Bring some cardboard to lay out, one to pass out on but also for break dancing.

 

Hmm, I'm gonna need a better descriptor than "rascal". Sounds like it could be exciting and fun, or dangerous and deathly. Not unlike DLD itself, I guess.