Dark Lord Day (2019)

Discussion in 'Great Lakes' started by Quilentro, May 16, 2018.

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  1. HouseofWortship

    HouseofWortship Pooh-Bah (2,735) May 3, 2016 Illinois
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    I think they are going to release some on Easter...they are open and have brunch going on...
     
  2. dirtyjerk

    dirtyjerk Initiate (0) Jul 1, 2013 Pennsylvania

    "fragments of burnt churches" I think we know how the fire started!!!!
     
  3. HouseofWortship

    HouseofWortship Pooh-Bah (2,735) May 3, 2016 Illinois
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    Fragments of Burnt Churches is their triple barrel blend of 2009 Dark Lord aged in Mezcal, Moscatel, and Communion Wine barrels.
     
  4. Grave252

    Grave252 Initiate (0) Mar 12, 2017 Minnesota
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    Current forecast calls for 69 degrees with thunderstorms. Seems very fitting. No chance it changes either.
     
  5. flat_lander

    flat_lander Pooh-Bah (2,490) May 11, 2016 Illinois
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    Yep. Varg Vikernes. It's always him.
     
  6. spicoli00

    spicoli00 Pooh-Bah (2,305) Jul 6, 2005 Indiana
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    There once was a man from Munster,
    One day he woke up in a dumpster,
    To his dismay,
    He went to Dark Lord Day,
    And now he smells like garbage....dammit, i can't come up with a good last line.
     
  7. midmichmatt

    midmichmatt Zealot (540) Mar 22, 2015 Michigan
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    I wish I could like that more than once.
    Well done.
     
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  8. Sabtos

    Sabtos Grand High Pooh-Bah (7,920) Dec 15, 2015 Ohio
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    Trumpsters
     
  9. HouseofWortship

    HouseofWortship Pooh-Bah (2,735) May 3, 2016 Illinois
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    And it only cost him a Handjee to hump her....
     
  10. JohnnyHopps

    JohnnyHopps Grand Pooh-Bah (3,380) Jun 15, 2010 Indiana
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    Whether or not something is factual may not be relevant based on what the reader is looking to learn.
     
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  11. JoeSpartan22

    JoeSpartan22 Devotee (314) Apr 23, 2017 Illinois

    WARNING - MORE REAL FACTUAL ACTUAL INFO:

    Naturally. But its relevancy has no bearing on its veracity.

    And given that this thread is to relevancy as Three Floyds is to normalcy, if I drink a Dark Lord on Easter do I go straight to Hell or do I pass 'Go' and collect my $200 first?
     
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  12. Quilentro

    Quilentro Maven (1,398) May 12, 2017 Illinois
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  13. midmichmatt

    midmichmatt Zealot (540) Mar 22, 2015 Michigan
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    Fuck to the yes wutang Wednesday.
    I booked a mother fucking plane ticket for that!

    Also may 31 Wu-Tang in concert by me. All should join.
     
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  14. croush

    croush Pooh-Bah (2,407) Mar 20, 2015 Illinois
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  15. Quilentro

    Quilentro Maven (1,398) May 12, 2017 Illinois
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    Write them a letter!
     
  16. HouseofWortship

    HouseofWortship Pooh-Bah (2,735) May 3, 2016 Illinois
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    Me to, like open a brewpub!
     
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  17. Quilentro

    Quilentro Maven (1,398) May 12, 2017 Illinois
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    I’m literally holding a shark kite and wondering how I can sneak it in to dark lord day.

    #BabySharklordnado
     
  18. croush

    croush Pooh-Bah (2,407) Mar 20, 2015 Illinois
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    I sent a message to the Batcave. Really.
     
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  19. spicoli00

    spicoli00 Pooh-Bah (2,305) Jul 6, 2005 Indiana
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    They haven’t done body cavity searches in the past.
     
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