Dark Lord Day (2020)

LOL

 

If you read between the lines, I'm pretty sure a new variant has been announced.
https://the-daily-star.com/blooming...loyee-cremated-by-mistake-while-taking-a-nap/

 

Too smokey and not enough soy sauce. The people who get the bottle, who come on this thread and deny their interest in Dark Lord, will just flip it on craigslist.

 

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/morgue-employee-cremated-nap/

 

This is how the Russians win

 

Fixed that for you

 

I mean the original article straight up says that it is satire at the bottom.

 

Why do I feel like there are images, we'll say near the bottom of the page, that might prevent a lot of internetizens from visually making it all the way to the bottom of the page?

( . )( . )

 

I think my adblock hid those from me

 

Those images were actually the reason why I stopped and said, "...what a minute..." and headed to Snopes.

 

Going to my first DLD this year. Plane tickets are purchased. I'm excited!

 

I hope you get a ticket otherwise you're gonna be outside the gates screaming "MY NAME IS COOOOOOOLLLLLLLLTNINJA! and I need a ticket please, anyone a ticket?".

 

lol I'm sure I'll be fine

 

Wax the bottle red, and wax ya wife white

 

Good evening comrade. Hope you're doing well! LMK if you are coming to DLD this year. We need to have a few together. I'll be the guy wearing the Russian flag thong.

 

Let's hope he doesn't get too excited by his variant and run the flag up the pole...

 

I think i found the band list...
https://loudwire.com/dumbest-best-metal-band-names/

 

I like Couch **** the best. Keep it simple.

 

This is what happens if you stay at the motel 6 in Hammond...