Dark Lord Day (2020)

You remember in the movie "Signs" the moment they discover the aliens' weakness is water and the little girl left glasses of it all over the house just as dude is holding a baseball bat? That's how we're all going to be with our beer cellars once COVID-19 hits hard. "Gramma quick chug this BCBS it's the only prevention! Now try and stand up. Can you feel the health racing through your veins?"

 

oh man I brought cardamom-spiced barleywines to a beer share and had no idea they were cardamom-spiced. That was a very funny round of tasting notes.

 

So, you all order your groceries online now? And the deliver car is self-driving? And all your groceries were picked off the shelves by robots? And the products contained therein all harvested in a self-sustaining greenhouse with no human contact at any juncture?

Roots of panic on display in the unlikeliest of places, a DLD thread never thought Jplachy and Wortship would start that discussion and expose such a travesty.

 

I'm not saying I wouldn't go if it were held, I'm just saying, given the other innocuous things that have been canceled, I can't see a beer share going forward.

 

don't forget about the soy sauce barrels

 

WE'RE BACK BABY!

 

I think their innocuousness is, in large part, why they were cancelled. Overthinking, hyper-allergenic, personal hermetically sealed ball lifestyle type people.

Mayyyyybe excluding SXSW, although, Keep Austin Weird eh.

 

Guys, Pence’s ineptitude led to the biggest HIV outbreak in Indiana history and his mental heirs are still running the state while he’s in charge of this pandemic.

Indiana isn’t going to cancel shit unless Trump says the virus isn’t a LIBRUL HOAX and we know that ain’t happening. He says the shit is contained and “april humidity” will solve it.

Nick Floyd has to get paid to keep that construction loan afloat and this event isn’t until May. It’s going to go, and we’re going to beer share until we mutate this virus into something great, together. Cheers!

 

Except in this day and age you can easily find out where a pandemic may have blown up and the liability on that would easily bankrupt FFF.

 

What are you on about my god man calm down. It's already everywhere ffs. The only reason we don't know is because we have third world testing and tracking compared to the rest of the first world countries reporting in.

 

like, maybe it will turn us into mutant drinking machines

 

Doesn't matter guys, brewery burned down.

 

Hope it gives me a new liver.

 

Oh shit is it March already? Is Amon Amarth coming this year seeing how they already did 2 beers with Floyds?

 

Geeze it's march. I expect all this shit to blow over by may

 

I almost agree with you given today’s gentle landscape however if that were true antivaxxers would’ve been sued into having sense after the whooping cough and measles outbreaks recently. Yet they’re still free to actively spread disinformation. So holding a beer fest should be fine.

 

Lol, antivaxxers would have only gotten other antivaxxers sick as vaxxers get vaxxed.

How many people died from those clusters? How many companies went under because of those? When you have your entire office closed up to Covid-19 and 3-10% mortality rate you are dealing with something different. If you haven’t had safety info plastered all over your inbox at work, your legal team isn’t doing their job. We’ve been asked to save allcorrespondence with our landlord, vendors, etc regarding what safeguards they are taking for this. People are going to get sued.

 

Man you need to talk to a psychologist, seriously. You sound irrationally worried.

Also, you're asking for numbers to something unrelated, when we don't even have numbers of Corollavitus. Yet you turn around and also throw out numbers that are unconfirmed and based on terribly deficient reporting. Consider the likelihood that thousands, if not tens of thousands of people, have contracted and even already gotten over Canola already. None of those numbers will have been part of the findings. We only recently started testing, and only really in select areas. It's been in the US for quite some time.

Take it to Facebook.

 

Don't look at me. I'm off the clock.