Dark Lord Day (2023)

I’m considering deluxe simply for the restrooms and less lines. I’m old, I ain’t got time for that shit.

 

If ya'll are gonna turtledogg this year, please do it behind the porta potties where no one can see.

 

I'm thinking of Deluxe because I'll probably lose that $133 bucks anyway in the next bank run...

 

dang, you got $250,133 in the bank?!

drinks on @HouseofWortship!

 

Only suckers bank with FDIC insured banks. All my money is in the International Savings and Loan Bank of Crimea.

 

What was the verbiage on the 2022 DLD site regarding access to 2023 DLD tickets if you did 2022 DLD? Did it guarantee right to purchase a ticket or only early access to purchase where you might not get a ticket?

 

That way they can get a slightly different crowd of 30 something white guys.

 

Presale code: Turtledogg

 

You know that presale code is being shared all over right now. Lol.

 

It’s not real (or it’s an exceptionally lucky guess).

 

Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

 

MA would be incredible. I'm usually not a fan of the bands they get for DLD but I'd be all in for them.

 

I doubt very much 3Fs is going to go through the lengths of checking last year's purchases against these presale orders. They just want to sell tickets today apparently.

 

Presale code is literally all the same for everyone. This will be fun

 

I was quite surprised that they would use DRAGONABORTION

 

Why the hell is it asking me an existential question and how do I know the answer? "I'm not a robot"? What if I am and my programmers wanted to shield me from the discrimination so didn't allow me to know.

And why isn't my proximity credit card going through when I tap it on the screen?

 

I sat there for 2 minutes after I got in wrestling with my FOMO...still snagged poor person tix without clicking a choice for at least that long. Doesn't seem to be too crazy even with the stupidly generic, non-unique presale code.

 

Anyone get Deluxe?

 

It’s interesting that I was defaulted to Group A.