Darklord Day 2017

I can't wait to see the Fetus Banger design.

 

• How many Dark Lord Variants will be offered up this year? 7

• Will the variants make it to group E? Yes

• What will the high temperature be for the day? 70

• Will it rain? No, but I will have poncho, waterproof boots and a rain hat available.

• Will anyone be taken/removed from the fest via ambulance?Certainly.

• Will anyone be taken/removed from the fest via Munster Police?Yes, after a fight breaks out when someone gets caught stealing a Handjee and it falls to the ground and breaks.

• Will the North Gate line be a cluster fu*k again? No, but the South Gate will be, as everyone tries to use it based on previous North Gate experiences.

• Will Amon Amarth close their set with "Raise Your Horns." To my untrained ear, all of their music sounds alike. So, even if I hear it I would not know.

• Will Marshmallow Handjee (VBDL) return this year? Yes.

• Will there be a true Double Barrel Dark Lord variant this year? I hope so. Depending on the barrels, it would be a tough choice to make in Group A, whether to go for the Handjee or the DB.

• Will the final estimated attendance be above or below 10,000? Just above.

• Will there be any bottles of Dark Lord or a variant dropped on the ground and destroyed? Certainly, just before the fight breaks out.

• Over/under: Reported thefts (on this thread) at DLD + or - 3? 5. One of which results in the fight referenced above.

• Will anyone from here meet someone else from here via name tag/Dragon Abortion shirt? That would be great. I will be on the look out for Dragon Abortion branded shirts, hoodies, rain ponchos, ball caps and lanyards.

• Will there be another "Garbage Can Guy," "Where's My Allotment Guy," return of one of these, or new variation such as "Port-O-Potty Guy"? New variation. "Allotment Thief" who swears he thought the allotment he ran off with was his, while sitting in the back of the police car with a bloodied face after the fight that broke out when he dropped someone else's Handjee.

 

Seriously how much will it cost me to have one of these ready for me to wear to this years dld?? I can do cash card check or beer as payment.

 

Do Not, I repeat DO NOT drink Tweak at DLD!!! Black out city last year...

 

Good stuff

 

1. How many Dark Lord Variants will be offered up this year? 5
2. Will the variants make it to group E? No
3. What will the high temperature be for the day? 78
4. Will it rain? Of course
5. Will anyone be taken/removed from the fest via ambulance? Definitely
6. Will anyone be taken/removed from the fest via Munster Police? Most likely
7. Will the North Gate line be a cluster fu*k again? Yep
8. Will Amon Amarth close their set with "Raise Your Horns." Umm sure?
9. Will Marshmallow Handjee (VBDL) return this year? No
10. Will there be a true Double Barrel Dark Lord variant this year? Nope that's too normal
11. Will the final estimated attendance be above or below 10,000? Below
12. Will there be any bottles of Dark Lord or a variant dropped on the ground and destroyed? LOL....serious question???? Of course...every year
13. Over/under: Reported thefts (on this thread) at DLD + or - 3? Under
14. Will anyone from here meet someone else from here via name tag/Dragon Abortion shirt? Yes
15. Will there be another "Garbage Can Guy," "Where's My Allotment Guy," return of one of these, or new variation such as "Port-O-Potty Guy"? Every year

 

DLD WEATHER FORECAST UPDATE:
Saturday May 13th
65/55 *F
Cloudy with periods of rain in the afternoon
Chance of precipitation 72%

The forecast is increasingly becoming very Dark Lord Day like.

 

BTW...welcome to thread page #90!!

 

1. How many Dark Lord Variants will be offered up this year? 6 new, 2 old undesirables
2. Will the variants make it to group E? No
3. What will the high temperature be for the day? 68
4. Will it rain? Absolutely, even if just for a short time
5. Will anyone be taken/removed from the fest via ambulance? Of course, I bet someone is removed via ambulance before they even open the gates
6. Will anyone be taken/removed from the fest via Munster Police? Yes
7. Will the North Gate line be a cluster fu*k again? No, everyone will move to the South Gate this year and that will be a mess
8. Will Amon Amarth close their set with "Raise Your Horns." Don't care
9. Will Marshmallow Handjee (VBDL) return this year? Yes
10. Will there be a true Double Barrel Dark Lord variant this year? Yes, probably in 2 stupid barrels nobody wants a stout aged in
11. Will the final estimated attendance be above or below 10,000? Above
12. Will there be any bottles of Dark Lord or a variant dropped on the ground and destroyed? 100%, yes
13. Over/under: Reported thefts (on this thread) at DLD + or - 3? + Over
14. Will anyone from here meet someone else from here via name tag/Dragon Abortion shirt? I hope so. Dragon Abortion/Fetus Banger shirts need to happen
15. Will there be another "Garbage Can Guy," "Where's My Allotment Guy," return of one of these, or new variation such as "Port-O-Potty Guy"? There will be multiple "those guys"

 

Will Amon Amarth close their set with "Raise Your Horns." Don't care

LMAO! I expected that answer from you!
And yes, @-TK421- needs to make that shirt happen so we can order it ASAP!

 

I'd like to second that! I'll take 4 shirts because I'll undoubtedly ruin the first 3 in the eventual mudd pit from all the rain.

 

haha i'm glad you guys liked the shirt and kept the joke going

i sent a PDF of the graphic to @Coel as he messaged me about it. if any of you would like the files to make the shirt download them here

i hope to see some of you guys with it out there to share some beer and laughs over these band names

 

Isn't a dragon abortion the same as a dragon omelette?

 

Awesome, thanks man! I will be downloading the file and hope to have this shirt made ASAP. Good stuff.
#DragonAbortionDLD2017

 

Are you going to order them from the internet? If so could you forward the link once you've figured one out?

 

i guess that depends how far along the egg is. if you wait too long you may find some "stuff" in that omelette...

 

Of course, working on it right now. I mean, I'm working hard at work right now

Try this link...
https://www.customink.com/designs/d...dium=shared design&utm_content=shared desktop

 

The flaw in this is the shirts will be under two layers of rain gear. What we really need is a Dragon Abortion poncho.

 

Real men get drunk enough they don't even realize it's raining.

 

Is Dragon Abortion a real band?